Well, OK, no FB related involvement so not that form of syndrome.
Aside from disasters DF manages to surprise us all with something weird at some point.
I've built this large water reservoir freezer thing. It's essentially a giant shallow stone box mounted over the centre of the fortress. My original plan was to allow mass creation and mining of ice to speed up ice block availability, allowing the meaningless giant snowflake overlay-everything-in-ice-constructions mega-project to speed along.
After many in-game years of dithering along I finally decided to try to fill it with enough water to give me something more to work with next winter. Fire up the pumps & get it up to about 3/7 water level. Hm, will have to wait for the murky pools to refill or .. nah, you know what? The hell with the ice project, let's use this as our main fresh water source ...
Found a few dead remains mixed in, designated them for dumping, & a little later .. more dead remains? More dumping designations .. oh, there's even more? How?
So I watch the reservoir like a hawk for a few in-game days when I finally see this mini "explosion" of mud cloud the waters as something waded in & was washed off. One of my Dwarfs on their designated dumping mission? Nope - it's a cat.
All three fortress anti-vermin cats have chosen this place to dump their kills. All of them. All the time.
Damn it!
Not exactly a disaster - I'm just dumbfounded as to why they've chosen to do this. I thought cats dropped this stuff off in front of the dwarfs? Or the kitchen, or the dormitory, or the dining room, or anywhere miasma can bloom to good effect. *Why* did they choose this place? Maybe because it's been dry & unused, & perhaps the most quiet section of the fortress for last 5 years or so?
Since they've managed to foul it all to hell & back I guess I'll just fall back to my ice generator idea. I am curious what the cats will do once I manage to fill it past 4/7 so they can't use it as their own personal refuse pile. I'm *certain* once it ices over they'll be back in force cover it in their own special love!
Or maybe they'll go back to dumping stuff in the Mayor's office in protest?
Cats.
Damn cats.