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[MarcAFK]

Entering a strange mood make a pick out of the bones of whatever the hell that thing was, dig your way through the floor into that other thread, changing your name to Nikolai and go get some vodka.

[borno]

EDIT: Freaking Ninja MarcAFK. Didn't know you had posted.



The Flying scale <Salmon> hits the Alien in the mouth, but the attack is eaten by the mouth!
Oh no. You're out of fish now.
((Item lost: Salmon!))

[IronyOwl]

That's okay, because this thing is clearly tame now.

Find another one so we can breed them for no discernible purpose.

[killerhellhound]

eat lead alien
nomnomnom
what do you know it eats lead mark that down

and breeding two acinet evils together for no resoan only in dwarf fortress

[ComradeGafarov]

Find the nearest RIVER.

[borno]

((The fish in the picture is actually a plump helmet. Don't let looks fool you.))

You breed another one, and through watching intently you notice that they breed through their legs/whisker things. Wait, so the things that you were carrying them by...Ew.

Following the remains of the fish, you come across a river. However, you were unable to find a RIVER.
((Item lost: Plump Helmet!))

[borno]

Since no one has posted, I have decided to do MarcAFK's ninja action.

You enter a 'Strange mood' and kill your livestock. Out of the remains, you make a bone pick, an dig into
You Are A Russian.
However, as you draw near, ComradeGafarov ambushes you!
"Think you are going to just run in and ruin my GAME? Well you won't!"
"Oh my spores, he's an ARMED AND DANGEROUS Russian!"
At that, he opens fire!

¢σмяα∂єgαƒαяσν αттα¢кѕ ∂ωαяƒ м¢∂ωαяƒ, вυт тнє ѕнσт ƒℓιєѕ 域 тнє ѕ¢яєєη!
(¢σмяα∂єgαƒαяσν α¢тιναтєѕ αвιℓιту: ∂συвℓє ѕнσт!)
¢σмяα∂єgαƒαяσν αттα¢кѕ ∂ωαяƒ м¢∂ωαяƒ αη∂ нιтѕ нιм ιη тнє яι- ι мєαη, тнє яє¢- υgн, ηєνєя мιη∂. нє нιтѕ нιм ιη тнє тυмму, ℓαη∂ιηg α ¢яιтι¢αℓ нιт, gєттιηg α gяαη∂ тσтαℓ σƒ 36 ∂αмαgє!
∂ωαяƒ м¢∂ωαяƒ ¢нσѕєѕ тσ ƒℓєє!
"And stay out!"
((Items lost: Sanity, 36 health))

[ComradeGafarov]

*golfclap*

[MarcAFK]

Fine keep all that sweet sweet ethyl alcohol for yourself
Activate your Novice Diagnostician and Novice Surgeon Skills and See if you can use sutures made from that butchered Livestocks Sinew to Doctor yourself up somewhat, rambo style.

[ComradeGafarov]

Make a wagon wood crossbow that menaces with spikes of wagon wood, and hanging rings of wagon wood, engraved with an image of wagon wood in slade.

[Doomblade187]

Do both. Make sure to dig down for the slade.