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JujuBubu

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Goblin Christmas Greatest Hits
« on: May 04, 2012, 07:45:55 am »

I thought about cloth decay and how unhappy dwarf with only one sock gets, about how to dress my dwarfs about Goblin Christmas and the presents my dwarves rip from the still warm bodys of Goblin Santas Little Helpers.
So suddenly I had this song titles in my head :

All I want for Goblin Christmas is Shoes. 
and
I am dreaming of a red Goblin Christmas.


So how about a dwarven christmas sampler.
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slothen

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Re: Goblin Christmas Greatest Hits
« Reply #1 on: May 04, 2012, 08:07:10 am »

 ???
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Re: Goblin Christmas Greatest Hits
« Reply #2 on: May 04, 2012, 08:13:05 am »

(Full of) Holes for the Holidays

Feliz Cerco

Little Crossbow Boy

War Captain Got Ran Overy by a Reindeer

Merry Old St. Urist

Walking in a Goblinite Wonderland
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Re: Goblin Christmas Greatest Hits
« Reply #3 on: May 04, 2012, 10:29:53 am »

Have a holly jolly crossbow bolt
by Yelter Nitzag

Rundolph the red-nosed beakdog
« Last Edit: May 04, 2012, 10:32:54 am by Richards »
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Re: Goblin Christmas Greatest Hits
« Reply #4 on: May 04, 2012, 06:44:01 pm »

*snip*
War Captain Got run throughby a Reindeer
fixed :P
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Aside from that, being rational is not only optional, but is frowned upon.  We hate elves.  We kill for socks.  We sacrifice nobles.  We love kobolds.

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Re: Goblin Christmas Greatest Hits
« Reply #5 on: May 04, 2012, 06:48:15 pm »

Feliz Elven Crafts!
Feliz Elven Crafts!
Feliz Elven crafts from the bottom of my FUUURNAAACCEEEE!
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Re: Goblin Christmas Greatest Hits
« Reply #6 on: May 04, 2012, 06:50:58 pm »

Feliz Elven Crafts!
Feliz Elven Crafts!
Feliz Elven crafts from the bottom of my FUUURNAAACCEEEE!

i wanna sig the hell outta that
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Aside from that, being rational is not only optional, but is frowned upon.  We hate elves.  We kill for socks.  We sacrifice nobles.  We love kobolds.

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Re: Goblin Christmas Greatest Hits
« Reply #8 on: May 05, 2012, 05:05:51 pm »

There have been a few written, back in December. I think that my "The Twelve Days of (Goblin) Christmas" would be very appropriate for this conversation.

Haha, I love this one.  Maybe next Christmas, we can go "caroling" ...

Oh the goblins outside are frightful
But the magma's so delightful
And since we've no place to go
Let it flow, let it flow, let it flow

It doesn't show signs of stoppin'
Not with goblin corpses rottin'
It's quite a delightful show
Let it flow, let it flow, let it flow

When it finally gets too high
The goblins will be faced with our scorn
And if they ever show us spite
All the magma will be poured

The goblins are slowly dying
And the scene is mesmerizing
But as long as there's more to go
Let it flow, let it flow, let it flow...
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Re: Goblin Christmas Greatest Hits
« Reply #9 on: May 06, 2012, 10:55:26 pm »

I've Been Working In The Mines (Hey!!! Wait a minute...)
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