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AfroScotsDwarf

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Drunken moments in DF
« on: April 25, 2012, 06:13:23 pm »

just drowned a legendary+5 miner >..>

your drunken moments in DF?
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rtg593

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Re: Drunken moments in DF
« Reply #1 on: April 25, 2012, 10:00:43 pm »

Alright, need to drop a channel here so the well in the hospital at the entrance can get clean water off the top. I'll just dig it real quick before the water that's already flowing from the aquifer reaches this spot...

Wait, why is my fort full of water?

(you realize this is basically a facepalm thread?)
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The Unicorn Killer

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Re: Drunken moments in DF
« Reply #2 on: April 25, 2012, 10:50:21 pm »

Ah-hmm. I already made a thread for facepalm moments yesterday called Uh-Oh Moments... idea stealer...
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Re: Drunken moments in DF
« Reply #3 on: April 26, 2012, 12:54:59 am »

Ah-hmm. I already made a thread for facepalm moments yesterday called Uh-Oh Moments... idea stealer...
Nope, hivemind.

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Re: Drunken moments in DF
« Reply #4 on: April 26, 2012, 01:29:51 am »

Except there's already a 413 page thread on it, Unicorn =P
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HraTaika

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Re: Drunken moments in DF
« Reply #5 on: April 26, 2012, 02:06:54 am »

Mine would be the moment when I burned my whole aboveground fortress when a puppy fell to a surface volcano.. ;)
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Re: Drunken moments in DF
« Reply #6 on: April 26, 2012, 03:00:05 am »

controlled cave-in is not controlled when drunken. Put up a big stop sign...
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