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thegoatgod_pan

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Goblin dynasty
« on: April 22, 2012, 01:15:54 am »
While obsessively genning worlds in the hopes of generating a royal vampire with a necromancer consort (which I had and lost one update ago) I created a world where both the king and the royal consort are goblins. They also have children (e.g.) heirs.  Will they act like normal royalty? Will they be hostile? Will they make more heirs, in a yet unseen display of goblin reproduction?  Obviously I must find out, but what are your thoughts forum? Killing them right away is not an option, nor is magma--killing goblins is routine, these are...special.
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Re: Goblin dynasty
« Reply #1 on: April 22, 2012, 01:19:33 am »
They behave as dwarves. But wont do anything.
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Re: Goblin dynasty
« Reply #2 on: April 22, 2012, 01:24:25 am »
Unless its been changed recently, I think you will have a problem assigning them rooms. Not sure this problem is still around, others would fix it with runesmith but I dont think its compatible with .07. So this post may be pointless, just saying. Imagine that, something pointless posted up on bay12 :o
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Re: Goblin dynasty
« Reply #3 on: April 22, 2012, 01:25:59 am »
This does indeed call for something special.

Perhaps after testing weather or not married goblins will breed you should dispose of them by dropping them into
the "Basement" to play with the "Clowns".
Because a dangerous mega-project is always the solution.
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Re: Goblin dynasty
« Reply #4 on: April 22, 2012, 06:33:39 am »
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thegoatgod_pan

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Re: Goblin dynasty
« Reply #5 on: April 22, 2012, 11:39:35 am »
Quote from: Corai on April 22, 2012, 01:19:33 am
They behave as dwarves. But wont do anything.
I was vaguely afraid they would just meander by the edge of the map. Fort is up and running now, time to attract some royalty
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Quote from: Michaelsoftman on April 01, 2012, 05:32:21 pm
More ridiculous than reindeer?  Where you think you supercool and is you things the girls where I honestly like I is then why are humans on their as my people or what would you?

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Re: Goblin dynasty
« Reply #6 on: April 28, 2012, 04:32:17 pm »
Goblins ruling Dwarfs? Well, that is new. You might not get any annoying orders to produce one million floodgates.
Reminds me of a certain elf.
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Re: Goblin dynasty
« Reply #7 on: April 28, 2012, 04:54:08 pm »
Quote from: thegoatgod_pan on April 22, 2012, 01:15:54 am
While obsessively genning worlds in the hopes of generating a royal vampire with a necromancer consort (which I had and lost one update ago) I created a world where both the king and the royal consort are goblins. They also have children (e.g.) heirs.  Will they act like normal royalty? Will they be hostile? Will they make more heirs, in a yet unseen display of goblin reproduction?  Obviously I must find out, but what are your thoughts forum? Killing them right away is not an option, nor is magma--killing goblins is routine, these are...special.
DFhack them to be able to have rooms assigned, if possible.

arm them.  goblins love to fight.
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