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[davros]

[Berserk]
Inception wasn't that hard to understand! It's just a psychopathic ghost within a repressed dream within a dream within a dream within a dream! If you wish to understand it, watch the movie from beginning to end! It's not that hard!
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[RenoFox]

The human king from Camelot has arrived
King Arthur cancels attend meeting: cannot reach site
Diplomacy stymied -The diplomat has left unhappy.

Corpse collector cancels store item in wagon: interrupted by old man.
Corpse collector strikes old man in the head with a wooden club, shattering the skull and tearing the brain.
The old man has been struck down.

King Arthur cancels attend meeting lord: interrupted by peasant
King Arthur has become enraged!
King Arthur grabs peasant by rope reed robe with his right hand!
The peasant struggles against King Arthurs grip!
King Arthur releases the grip of King Arthurs right hand from peasants rope reed robe.
King Arthur has calmed down.

The White Knight has been struck down.
King Arthur cancels travel: interrupted by Black Knight.

Bedimir the Wise has become a Knight of the Round Table.

The Knights of the Round Table cancel enter Camelot: Too silly.

The Knights of the Round Table cancel travel: Interrupted by God.
The Knights of the Round Table have embarked on a quest.

King Arthur cancels travel: Interrupted by the French.
The Knights of the Round Table are sieging the fortress!

A famous historian has been struck down.
Sir Robin the Not-Quite-So-Brave-As-Sir-Lancelot cancels travel: Interrupted by three-headed knight.
Sir Gallahad the Pure cancels quest: Interrupted by Lady
Sir Gallahad the Pure cancels quest: Interrupted by woman x20
The Lady cancels seduce: Interrupted by Sir Lancelot the Brave

King Arthur cancels meet madman: Job item lost or destroyed.

Curses! An ambush!
King Arthur cancels travel: Interrupted by Knights Who Say Ni.

Prince cancels sing: Interrupted by King. x3
Guard cancels station: Too insane. x12
Prince cancels sing: Interrupted by King.

The Knight of the Round Table Sir Lancelot the Brave has come! A medium-sized creature prone to great ambition.
The guard has been struck down.
The dancer has been struck down.
The dancer has been struck down.
The dancer has been struck down.
The bard has been struck down.
The bard has been struck down.
The bard has been struck down.
The bard has been struck down.
The old man has been struck down.
The guard has been struck down.
The peasant has been struck down.
The peasant has been struck down.
The peasant has been struck down.
The bridesmaid has been struck down.
The bridesmaid has been struck down.
The peasant has been struck down.
The peasant has been struck down.
The guard has been struck down.
The guard has been struck down.
The guard has been struck down.
Sir Lancelot the Brave has calmed down.
Prince cancels sing: Interrupted by King.
Sir Lancelot cancels attend meeting: Interrupted by peasant.
Sir Lancelot the Brave has become enraged!
The peasant has been struck down.
The peasant has been struck down.
The bestman has been struck down.
Sir Lancelot has calmed down.
The King cancels give speech: Interrupted by song.
Sir Lancelot the Brave cancels escape: dangerous terrain.

King Arthur cancels say Ni to old lady: Interrupted by trader.
The Knights who say Ekke Ekke Ekke Ekke Ptangya Ziiinnggggggg Ni cancel trade: Interrupted by word. x8

Tim, the Enchanter cancels cast explosions: Interrupted by King Arthur.
King Arthur cancels quest: Interrupted by Rabbit.
Knight has been struck down.
Knight has been struck down.
Knight has been struck down.
Knight has been struck down.
The rabbit has been struck down.
Knights of the round table cancel read runes: Interrupted by forgotten beast.

Knights of the round table cancel travel: Interrupted by bridge keeper.
Sir Robin the Not-Quite-So-Brave-As-Sir-Lancelot has died after colliding with an obstacle.
Sir Gallahad the Pure has died after colliding with an obstacle.
The bridgekeeper has died after colliding with an obstacle.

King Arthur cancels quest: Interrupted by French.
The Knights of the Round Table are sieging the fortress!
The humans of England are sieging the fortress!
The humans of England cancel siege: Interrupted by police.

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I just realized how dwarfy the Black Knight-character is. Not only did he keep fighting regardless of limbs lost, he killed the White Knight by throwing a sword through his helmet, and he actually tried to attack Arthur by pushing. And threatened to bite his legs off.

[davros]

Agreed. Best movie ever.

[axeman157]

I'll do the end of There Will be Blood:

Daniel Plainview is attending a meeting
Eli Sunday cancels faith in god: faith is being challenged
Daniel Plainview is enraged!
Daniel Plainview grabs Eli Sundays clothes
Daniel Plainview throws Eli Sunday!
Eli Sunday stands up
Daniel Plainview throws a bowling ball, Eli Sunday jumps out of the way!
Daniel Plainview throws a bowling ball, Eli Sunday Jumps out of the way!
Daniel Plainview throws a bowling ball, striking Eli Sunday in the left foot bruising the muscle.
Daniel Plainview strikes Eli Sunday in the head with a bowling pin, bruising the muscle.
Daniel Plainview strikes Eli Sunday in the head with a bowling pin, bruising the nervous system.
Daniel Plainview strikes Eli Sunday in the head with a bowling pin, jamming the skull into the brain, tearing it apart.
Eli Sunday has been struck down.
Daniel Plainview is no longer enraged.

[davros]

I'll have to see that someday.