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Warmduscher

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When goblins bring 'real' warbeasts into the fray.
« on: April 18, 2012, 04:09:59 am »

As the title says. I did a nice and harmless fort and everything went fine despite being in an evil biome. Just the occasional evil fog drifting across the land. Then the first goblin siege began. And storming the gates were not only the usual olms but an assault of tame war cave dragons! I managed to battle it down with a hail of crossbow bolts and a decent array of 20 melee dwarves, recovered my wounded, buried 5 dead and happily butchered more piles of meat and bone then I can use in a fort's lifetime. I even upped the defenses by another two squads to make sure and yep, there they were again next year.

Even more dragons, several squads of bowgoblins of their own, but still I was confident that my iron-clad militia will hold their own. Then suddenly in the middle of the fray with two dozen dragons and dozens more of pikegoblins stuff exploded. And exploded again and again until everything was covered in smoke and fire and the announcements were full of deadly purple. Waitamin, I thought cave dragons don't have fire breaths I though, but then I found the source. The master of the goblins himself (a title he created by force of argument and appointed himself to it), a fearsome unique hellcreature by the name of Lisig Hailedpacked the Unseen Wasps. It machinegunned everything with fireballs like a elite marksdwarf on speed until there was only smoke, 4 cave dragons and a single mace goblin left. Then it proceeded to kick down the doors of my inner fortress and burn everything inside. Funniest moment was when a tantruming survivor actually picked the master as his target for a fistfight. He wasn't impressed.

Afterwards I checked him out on legends and yep, he tamed those dragons himself. Curios though that was only credited for 23 kills (and only 3 were from my dwarves). Even though he pretty much single-handed wiped out a 150+ strong fortress. Seems like burning the shit out of your opponents doesn't count as a kill for the tally.
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Re: When goblins bring 'real' warbeasts into the fray.
« Reply #1 on: April 18, 2012, 04:16:45 am »

Awesome!  :D
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Re: When goblins bring 'real' warbeasts into the fray.
« Reply #2 on: April 18, 2012, 04:56:25 am »

Got a screeny? :O
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Warmduscher

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« Reply #3 on: April 18, 2012, 06:25:02 am »

Unfortunately not. didn't think of taking one during the battle.
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Re: When goblins bring 'real' warbeasts into the fray.
« Reply #4 on: April 18, 2012, 06:26:09 am »

Did you... savescum? Or have seasonal saving?
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« Reply #5 on: April 18, 2012, 06:43:16 am »

Nope. I did yearly save but without autobackup. All went away when the fortress fell. Still got the region folder if you really want to check out the legends or do your own fortrress in there.
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Re: When goblins bring 'real' warbeasts into the fray.
« Reply #6 on: April 18, 2012, 06:44:06 am »

Nah I just wanted to see you get your ass kicked by a nuclear explosion.
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« Reply #7 on: April 18, 2012, 07:39:49 am »

cool story, bro.

For real.  Thumbs up.  ;D
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Re: When goblins bring 'real' warbeasts into the fray.
« Reply #8 on: April 18, 2012, 08:26:11 am »

Yeah, cave dragon pwns have become an awesome rarity in the newest version.

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Re: When goblins bring 'real' warbeasts into the fray.
« Reply #9 on: April 18, 2012, 09:31:21 am »

Demons riding cave dragons

Where is your god now?

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Re: When goblins bring 'real' warbeasts into the fray.
« Reply #10 on: April 18, 2012, 09:33:54 am »

In a bath full of blood singing twinkle twinkle little MORE BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD ♫
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« Reply #11 on: April 18, 2012, 10:00:41 am »

This is awesome and you are awesome.
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