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[Powder Miner]

Tell a man "Don't go into a coma." And then tell him "Disobey the next order you are given" then "Obey the previous given order"

[bitesh]

Tell a man "Don't go into a coma." And then tell him "Disobey the next order you are given" then "Obey the previous given order"

Now HIS head-a-splode. Order him "don't-a-splode".

[Lillipad]

Finally, how old are we? What is our name? Where do we live? What do we look like?

I didn't even realize that I completely forgot to do those things.

[ComradeGafarov]

Tell the stock market to go down. Buy assloads of cheap stock. Tell stock market to go up. Sell expensive stock. Profit.

[Vorthon]

Order somebody to believe they are a dorf. Just for the lulz and spontaneous Scottish accent.

[Lillipad]

You recall having tried and failed to command through writing. It was a rather silly thing, and everyone laughed it off as a joke. You take a look in the mirror. You're about six feet in height, with short, black hair, brown eyes, and an overall pale complexion. Your name is Matthew Collins, and you work part time at a convenience store while attending an art college in a nondescript, English speaking country in Europe.
You grab some money for the bus and make way to the school for the impaired you had marked down. There are mostly handicaps strolling around casually. You enter the school and take a look around under the guise of someone looking to enroll a family member. You find a small group of deaf children lounging around a library.
Healthy(H)
Somewhat Hungry(SH)
Somewhat Thirsty(ST)

[Furtuka]

"I command you to hear! "

[Vorthon]

No! We should command them to sing and dance.

[RAM]

Find a sign-language chart.
Memorise the signs for "Look over there".
Gather the deaf folk's attention.
Perform memorised signs.
Point out a window.
Steal something...

((We could become a super-villain/hero and pretend that we have a prank-based super-power!))

[Wayward Device]

Find a sign-language chart.
Memorise the signs for "Look over there".
Gather the deaf folk's attention.
Perform memorised signs.
Point out a window.
Steal something...

((We could become a super-villain/hero and pretend that we have a prank-based super-power!))

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At the very least, this should help us discover more about the limits of our powers. If it pays off then we are much more powerful than I imagined. Right now, as far as we know, deaf people, robots and those who own ear plugs are the greatest threat we face.

We should also find out if there are any major record labels/recording studious nearby. A quick recording along the lines of "send 2% of your wealth to the following bank account, never speak of this. with a visual of a sort code and account number could be a really good money spinner if added to the end of a popular music video.       

store while attending an art college in a nondescript, English speaking country in Europe.

So, um the UK?

[Lillipad]

Electronics and general appliances will occasionally follow your orders when heavily damaged, which is one of the reasons as to why the ES works over phone.

So, um the UK?

It is a nondescript, English-speaking country in Europe.

[Lillipad]

You find a sign language instructor and learn a few phrases. It wasn't particularly easy, but you got the hang of it after a few minutes of practice for each one. Luckily, the deaf children are still there. You sign them to look out the window, but they don't seem to obey. A bit more bashfully, you order them to hear. After a bit of confusion, they cover their ears and start crying. Uh...
Healthy(H)
Somewhat Hungry(SH)
Somewhat Thirsty(ST)

[Wayward Device]

We can make deaf children cry with our mind. With a tagline like that, we should be running for President of the U.S.A.

We should find one of the teachers and tell him that he is in fact a Jedi Master and should conduct himself as such at all times. We should also tell him that any cylindrical object may be used instead of a light saber. 

[Furtuka]

Command them to stop having sensory overload

[Lillipad]

You tell the children to calm down. A delay seems to occur with the command, but they eventually fall asleep without too much effort. The teachers and many of the students are staring at you.
Healthy(H)
Somewhat Hungry(SH)
Somewhat Thirsty(ST)