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Author Topic: Platinum Greaves? Derailed into Government Conspiracies  (Read 13316 times)

Oliolli

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Re: Platinum Greaves? Derailed into Government Conspiracies
« Reply #75 on: April 12, 2012, 01:29:33 pm »
Oh yeah, sorry, I forgot. Page 64 happened.

By the way, Oliolli is the first name.
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Re: Platinum Greaves? Derailed into Government Conspiracies
« Reply #76 on: April 13, 2012, 10:39:45 am »
Damn, some child picked up the greaves and killed everyone in my hospital with it.
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Re: Platinum Greaves? Derailed into Government Conspiracies
« Reply #77 on: April 13, 2012, 11:25:02 am »
That kid is your new ruler.
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Re: Platinum Greaves? Derailed into Government Conspiracies
« Reply #78 on: April 13, 2012, 11:25:32 am »
Quote from: JimDale on April 13, 2012, 11:25:02 am
That kid is your new ruler.
Sadly, he's bezerk.
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Re: Platinum Greaves? Derailed into Government Conspiracies
« Reply #79 on: April 13, 2012, 11:48:06 am »
Quote from: Mrhappyface on April 13, 2012, 11:25:32 am
Quote from: JimDale on April 13, 2012, 11:25:02 am
That kid is your new ruler.
Sadly, he's bezerk.

That's even better, make him a nice bedroom/office with a lava moat in shape of a snail. Put some floors over it, and when he's bad, pull the lever.
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Re: Platinum Greaves? Derailed into Government Conspiracies
« Reply #80 on: April 13, 2012, 01:05:30 pm »
Quote from: Mrhappyface on April 13, 2012, 10:39:45 am
Damn, some child picked up the greaves and killed everyone in my hospital with it.
Death by shiny pants: the silent killer.
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Re: Platinum Greaves? Derailed into Government Conspiracies
« Reply #81 on: April 13, 2012, 04:37:18 pm »
I'd imagine death by pants is anything but silent.
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Re: Platinum Greaves? Derailed into Government Conspiracies
« Reply #82 on: April 13, 2012, 04:43:05 pm »
Nonsense. The loud ones give it away. Silent and deadly all the way.

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Re: Platinum Greaves? Derailed into Government Conspiracies
« Reply #83 on: April 13, 2012, 06:10:03 pm »
Quote from: Mrhappyface on April 11, 2012, 11:07:20 am
I got a pair of platinum greaves studded with clear diamonds (which shows dwarves talking to dwarves) and menacing with GCS silk. Is this useful for combat?
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Well, if one of your dwarves loses a leg, then decides to start an ass-kicking contest, then it might be useful.

ETA: Nevermind.  I was thinking of boots.
« Last Edit: April 13, 2012, 06:16:43 pm by Nyxalinth »
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Re: Platinum Greaves? Derailed into Government Conspiracies
« Reply #84 on: April 13, 2012, 06:42:17 pm »
How protected would your arse be if it was assailed by boots whilst wearing these pants I wonder?
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Re: Platinum Greaves? Derailed into Government Conspiracies
« Reply #85 on: April 13, 2012, 10:01:43 pm »
Quote from: Loud Whispers on April 13, 2012, 06:42:17 pm
How protected would your arse be if it was assailed by boots whilst wearing these pants I wonder?

We need a boot now for !!Science!!

Urist is busier than a one-legged dwarf in an ass-kicking contest.  How effective are platinum pants?
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Re: Platinum Greaves? Derailed into Government Conspiracies
« Reply #86 on: April 14, 2012, 02:45:08 am »
That kid is a good example of a logical dwarf. He saw something he wanted (pants), saw something he didn't (living dwarves) and he used his head to make both things happen.

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Quote from: Gerottomo on May 03, 2012, 04:34:11 pm
That should be a new type of project, making a rug design in dwarf fortress (With accurate coloring)
"And so, after many deaths and much sacrifice, someone turned their fortress into a fully functioning self aware carpet that actively sought after sources of fresh blood."

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