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Rakushun

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Future Site of a Temple to Armok
« on: April 02, 2012, 05:44:58 pm »

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Re: Future Site of a Temple to Armok
« Reply #1 on: April 02, 2012, 05:47:49 pm »

Pilgrimages to Armok's holy blood sea! Get your pilgrimages to Armok's holy blood sea! Book your trip now and kids go free.
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Re: Future Site of a Temple to Armok
« Reply #2 on: April 02, 2012, 06:29:45 pm »

Come to Armok's Sea of blood, enjoy the dark red waters of hate! Enjoy our traditional blood sausages, dance and play in the pump-driven blood fountains and watch as we shoot Rocs out of the sky with globules of pressurized blood-water!
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Re: Future Site of a Temple to Armok
« Reply #3 on: April 02, 2012, 07:30:16 pm »

1) Mod blood to be cookable, and mod roasts to be renamed 'Sausages'. Only cook barrels of blood the humans give you.

2) Make a golden temple above the fort, and contain vampires inside it for eternity. They will administrate (noble, bookkeepers, managers, etc) the underlings from above, watching out through windows.

3) Daily sacrifices of animals on a spike pit in a magnificent arena, as well as battles to the death.

4) Rivers of bloodwater flowing through the fortress, and blood waterfalls.

5) Apply magma to all of above.
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Re: Future Site of a Temple to Armok
« Reply #4 on: April 02, 2012, 07:58:08 pm »

1) Mod blood to be cookable, and mod roasts to be renamed 'Sausages'. Only cook barrels of blood the humans give you.

2) Make a golden temple above the fort, and contain vampires inside it for eternity. They will administrate (noble, bookkeepers, managers, etc) the underlings from above, watching out through windows.

3) Daily sacrifices of animals on a spike pit in a magnificent arena, as well as battles to the death.

4) Rivers of bloodwater flowing through the fortress, and blood waterfalls.

5) Apply magma to all of above.

6.Carve out a room for a dwarf you rename "Armok" that has pure slade items for everything.
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Re: Future Site of a Temple to Armok
« Reply #5 on: April 02, 2012, 07:58:36 pm »

"It is snowing goblin frozen blood!"
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Re: Future Site of a Temple to Armok
« Reply #6 on: April 02, 2012, 11:24:13 pm »

6. ?
7.  Profit
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Re: Future Site of a Temple to Armok
« Reply #7 on: April 03, 2012, 02:35:32 am »

1) Mod blood to be cookable, and mod roasts to be renamed 'Sausages'. Only cook barrels of blood the humans give you.

2) Make a golden temple above the fort, and contain vampires inside it for eternity. They will administrate (noble, bookkeepers, managers, etc) the underlings from above, watching out through windows.

3) Daily sacrifices of animals on a spike pit in a magnificent arena, as well as battles to the death.

4) Rivers of bloodwater flowing through the fortress, and blood waterfalls.

5) Apply magma to all of above.

All of this is good, but armok is a cold, hard god, that does not accept such a weak metal as gold. Make it out of iron and obsidian, and add spikes into it.

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Re: Future Site of a Temple to Armok
« Reply #8 on: April 03, 2012, 03:36:22 am »

lake or ocean with blood rain i presume
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Re: Future Site of a Temple to Armok
« Reply #9 on: April 03, 2012, 06:28:24 am »

1) Mod blood to be cookable, and mod roasts to be renamed 'Sausages'. Only cook barrels of blood the humans give you.

2) Make a golden temple above the fort, and contain vampires inside it for eternity. They will administrate (noble, bookkeepers, managers, etc) the underlings from above, watching out through windows.

3) Daily sacrifices of animals on a spike pit in a magnificent arena, as well as battles to the death.

4) Rivers of bloodwater flowing through the fortress, and blood waterfalls.

5) Apply magma to all of above.
God, imagine how awesome it would be to see this happen in rl.
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Re: Future Site of a Temple to Armok
« Reply #10 on: April 03, 2012, 11:46:02 am »

All of this is good, but armok is a cold, hard god, that does not accept such a weak metal as gold. Make it out of iron and obsidian, and add spikes into it.

I'm building it with goblin blood-infused porcelain bricks.
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« Reply #11 on: April 03, 2012, 12:16:42 pm »

i think you take alot of pics of your cats and you drink root beer.
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« Reply #12 on: April 03, 2012, 01:14:48 pm »

i think you take alot of pics of your cats and you drink root beer.

Nope, cream soda.
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