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wierd

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Re: Freak world
« Reply #15 on: March 30, 2012, 09:15:51 pm »

Worse!

A fell combination of the attire of greasy used car salesmen, the empty promises of american politicians, hollywood thriller plots, and terrible fanfiction, employed as a weapon of mass destruction!
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white_darkness

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Re: Freak world
« Reply #16 on: March 30, 2012, 09:16:40 pm »

Harnessing the ear-drum splitting sounds of pop music as a weapon.

Hopefully the first migrant wave will come with a Mileycyrussmith. She may even prove to be more effective than Stella the Enstabbener.

For that piece of evil.  I salute you.  Is there a Justinbiebersmith?
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Re: Freak world
« Reply #17 on: March 30, 2012, 09:18:11 pm »

For that piece of evil.  I salute you.  Is there a Justinbiebersmith?

I am not a monster.
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wierd

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Re: Freak world
« Reply #18 on: March 30, 2012, 09:18:55 pm »

No, but I heard rumors there was a Urist McGaGaSmith secreted by the gods of mercy in the time before time....
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Re: Freak world
« Reply #19 on: March 30, 2012, 09:19:06 pm »

No, anyone who attempts to read the books that will give them that knowledge have their faces melted off.
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Re: Freak world
« Reply #20 on: March 30, 2012, 09:21:42 pm »

For that piece of evil.  I salute you.  Is there a Justinbiebersmith?

I am not a monster.

This is true.

I could just imagine that poor dwarf's thoughts....

"Has been shunned again by his peers because of the vile craft he works in.  Has taken no joy in slaughter.  Has contemplated suicide."
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Re: Freak world
« Reply #21 on: March 30, 2012, 09:22:07 pm »

Worse!

A fell combination of the attire of greasy used car salesmen, the empty promises of american politicians, hollywood thriller plots, and terrible fanfiction, employed as a weapon of mass destruction!
There is a flaw in this plan ...


... hollywood thriller's don't have plots.
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Re: Freak world
« Reply #22 on: March 30, 2012, 09:26:51 pm »

That's preciesely the point! Nothing is nearly as cheesey as the plot of a hollywood thriller, or a micheal bay movie!
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Re: Freak world
« Reply #23 on: March 30, 2012, 09:28:16 pm »

May I ask for screenshots of the Embark?

I assume yo uare using "Just Embark" so as to get a foot hold into the conquered town?
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Re: Freak world
« Reply #24 on: March 30, 2012, 09:45:53 pm »

I assume yo uare using "Just Embark" so as to get a foot hold into the conquered town?

Actually no I'm not, nor had that been my intention at all. However, if you’d like to do that for yourself feel free:

If anyone wanted to take a look at a copy of this world for themselves for some reason here’s a link.

http://dffd.wimbli.com/file.php?id=6041

I haven’t even glanced at legends mode yet. The raws are slightly customised for my own preferences, and set for Phoebus graphics. Replace if you feel the need.
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Re: Freak world
« Reply #25 on: March 30, 2012, 11:09:41 pm »

Harnessing the ear-drum splitting sounds of pop music as a weapon.

Hopefully the first migrant wave will come with a Mileycyrussmith. She may even prove to be more effective than Stella the Enstabbener.

For that piece of evil.  I salute you.  Is there a Justinbiebersmith?

Silly, Night Creatures dont get titles like that!
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Re: Freak world
« Reply #26 on: March 30, 2012, 11:34:01 pm »

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But the nothingsmith... The nothingsmith is none of those things. A null state that lies not in between that which we already know, but in another plane entirely. For the nothingsmith is he who creates void... an absence of existence, empty promises of great things left unfulfilled, the broken and wearing feeling of wasted life. All engineered with a delicate hand and an artisan’s touch; perhaps that is why we instinctively shirk away from, even shun, the nothingsmith, perhaps because he reminds us so much of ourselves, or worse... what we could become.

You will fear what hides in the dark recesses of your mind.

I don't think a dwarf should be allowed that title until they obtain a melancholy mood.
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