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[GreatWyrmGold]

successful troll is successful

Redundant meme is redundant...OH GOD WHAT AM I DOING?

[RedWick]

So yeah, Toady just added wheelbarrows, mining carts and the ability for dwarves to pick up more than one item at a time.

[King DZA]

Am I fucking brilliant or what?

[NW_Kohaku]

In further news, Toady is opening up the source code so that other people can help him multi-thread the game while another team is working on the real-time 3d visualizers, which will run on OpenGL and use the GPU.

Further, there will be gunpowder, and the saltpeter will be producable by collecting dwarven urine, and fermenting it with some types of crops.

He also found out how to put in a much more efficient pathfinding code and item index and temperature system, so fortresses will now have maximum populations of 10,000.

[NW_Kohaku]

In even more breaking news, previous rumors that Toady would make the game open source were later confirmed to be a ruse.

Toady has actually signed a contract with Activision to make a new and exciting version of the game, Call of Duty: Dwarven Warfare. 

In order to save costs, it will actually be using the same models and environments as previous Call of Duty games, but with ASCII faces on the characters, and M16s crudely resprited to look like crossbows. 

Toady has already linked the Activision forums to Bay12, believing that it will be a great boost to the community to invite so many more young and enthusiastic players to the playerbase.

It will release first on XBox 360 and PS3.  It will take several months for a version to come out on the PC.

[Capntastic]

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