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Author Topic: |*The Tale of the Misfortuned Cyclops*|  (Read 1520 times)

Pbrandon1

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|*The Tale of the Misfortuned Cyclops*|
« on: March 26, 2012, 09:16:47 pm »

Well, I join the forums to discuss this story. Well here we go.

  Ok, first I start up a new world after my horrible death of my demon falling down a ravine(this is Genesis Mod). So I decided to create a large region so I didn't spawn in islands and I choose to be a cyclops outsider so I can rain terror on villages and cities and stuff  :). So I choose my skills choose my name(randomize) and start up the world. Ok, so first thing is on my mind is to gather soldiers to attack the hamlet that I spawned. After a couple of minutes of looking, NO SUCCESS >:(! So I decide to fast travel and look around the map and low and behold I see a fortress, I'm like "YES! I can recruit many of my vicious killers from there and go on quest until I'm ready to take on anything!". So I make travels way to the fortress.........


  Now, I make it to the fortress and enter and what do I see......Raptors. I'm like "OH SHIT!":o but then I think maybe they are friendly and could be a race..Right? WRONG! They are all at the entrance and they start biting me and clawing me I'm like "FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK!" Lucky enough, I set my Toughness to superior and strength so I could handle their bits but they still tore at my upper body, arm, legs, whatever. So I run to the nearest tower thinking I'm gonna die before I can make it up but I'm able to make it to the top and I'm lucky that their was a hatch on top. Now I'm scared because I have like 6 or 7 raptors going after me. I have a mortal wound and hoping I don't die. Well, after a few minutes of standing around, a raptor comes up the hatch so I went after it and start stabbing it with my spear and when I thought that once that raptor came up, I would get attacked by many more. But, luckily it was just him or her and I was able to murder it. So now after that battle I'm trying to figure out a way to get down and escape this tower. Well, after minutes of randomly pressing buttons, I figure out how to get down. Well once I get down I'm greeted by two raptors so I run up the stairs again to a floor and only one of them follow upstairs and which that process I was able to kill him/her off. Then, I notice there is a walkway to another tower I'm like "YESS!!!!! :D. So I go down the stairs and I exit out only to be meeted with a raptor  ::). Well, I kill him/her off and make way to the entrance screaming "YES, YES, YEEEEEEEEEESSSS!"


  Well, I see 3 chimpanzees and a peacock guarding the entrance, I think I can just walk past them, BUT NOOOOOOOOO!!!!! They attack me when I make an attempt to exit the fortress I'm like "What the fuck did I do to you?" Well, I check my kill logs to see how many kills I made I find out I killed to two peacocks on accident, I'm like "Ohhhh.......FUCK!" Well, I keep going back and forth with them, if I started bleeding I would run away and when I would stop I would return. Well, during my stand-off two raptors made way straight time to time, with them separate. Well, one of them got a pretty good strike that sent me running away with a trail of blood. I'm thinking I'm gonna die and I say "DON'T DIE ON ME WE MADE IT THIS FAR HOLD ON!" So he lives, when I return I see them gone but they only just moved back two blocks but I when I move to be able to attack them, I see a bunch of animals to the left of them,:'(, well I get sad and frustrated at the same time, well after a couple of minutes, they let open an opening, I run for and get pecked at and bitten but I was able to escape and all the animals ran away too. I'm happy I'm out of there and you think this must be the end but NOPE!


   So I begin to run to the hamlet with my mortal wound and it hits night time while I'm going to the hamlet. Well, I'm hoping and praying I don't get ambushed by boogeyman, well my prayers were not answered cause I do get ambushed by them. Well, a river was near me and I was like, WELL THEY CANT GET ME NOW! WRONG!  I get chased by them while I swim down the river, I stop sometimes to get hits on them and run. I run into milk fish and carp while going on the way. Well, I run into a big group of milk fish and so many events happen that it leads into [More] I press enter run down the river some more and the cackling fades away, I'm cheering with glee as arise from the river to a morning sun light. I go to fast travel and I see a fortress and I hope my luck with this one is better, well I'm wrong again, as I'm looking for the entrance, 6 raptors come out and chase me so I run to a river, swim, and on the other side mocking the raptors. I fast travel once more to the hamlet I spawned in and I rush into a Dusk's Elf building and save the game there.


The End.

For Now.........
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Pbrandon1

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Re: |*The Tale of the Misfortuned Cyclops*|
« Reply #1 on: March 26, 2012, 09:25:17 pm »

After all that I exit to see my game that I downloaded has finished with a smile on my face  :).
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Re: |*The Tale of the Misfortuned Cyclops*|
« Reply #2 on: March 27, 2012, 01:43:03 pm »

Here is a raptor swarm. They are clapping. One of them remembers that you are wanted by two separate forts. Good luck.
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Okay fine, maybe I'm too lazy to find something to put here.