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Tolisk

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Re: So I accidently flooded my fortress...
« Reply #15 on: March 24, 2012, 04:37:59 pm »
Quote from: Garath on March 24, 2012, 04:04:34 pm
Quote from: Tolisk on March 24, 2012, 03:43:53 pm
Quote from: Loud Whispers on March 24, 2012, 01:01:40 pm
Quote from: Tolisk on March 24, 2012, 12:34:49 pm
Only elfs would drink water

Nah, Elves drink strawberry wine, Humans drink water... And Longland beer.

Dwarfs drink vomit :I
Dwarf nobles drink dwarves.

don't be ridiculous. They either drink like there is no tomorrow or they drink magma.
When did i say  dwarfs didnt drink?
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Loud Whispers

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Re: So I accidently flooded my fortress...
« Reply #16 on: March 24, 2012, 04:41:43 pm »
Quote from: Garath on March 24, 2012, 04:23:59 pm
heh, I always think of a cartoon image I saw whenever someone mentions moses
baby moses:
"Moses, quit fooling around and take your bath!"

I'm sure you can figure the situation.

If Urist was Moses, he would've built the pyramid, arranged an unfortunate accident for the pharaoh, thrown oceans of magma at everyone for shits and giggles and created a massive phallic monument to his Dwarfiness.
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Garath

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Re: So I accidently flooded my fortress...
« Reply #17 on: March 24, 2012, 04:44:10 pm »
"Hey look, it works with magma too!"
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