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[Leatra]

I never expected to throw up after 5 glasses of vodka and a 50 cl beer. At least I know my limit now.

I never expected I'd ice-skate. Or at least try to ice-skate and just give up.

I never expected I'd literally attack a person by jumping on them from a height of 2 meters and land on their back.

I never expected someone would attack me by throwing a burning cigarette on my face, responding by throwing a rock at his head was probably unexpected for him too.

I never expected to be caught in the wind while driving a pedalo and return an hour late to the shore. My legs hurt for a week.

I never expected that I would get attacked by five dogs. I also never expected that making weird sounds, banging my foot on the floor, and using my shirt like a whip would get them to run away too.

I never expected a dog to travel with me for two hours just because I pet him and gave him some biscuits.

I NEVER expected that, while swimming in a rough weather, a sea wave would send me flying in the sea for like 8 meters and make me headbutt my friend in waist. It was like surfing on a wave without a surfboard. The sound of colliding while in underwater sounded very wrong.

[GlyphGryph]

I never expected to go any length of time without an avatar, or to ever switch from my old one.

[Itnetlolor]

I never expected to smoke as much weed as I do these days. 

Not much overall, but enough to surprise me or my inner child (as conservative he was).

Never expected, on a political chart, I'd be less centered than I expected; turns out I'm more liberal, though not siding with R or D (so I'm still mostly central). If I were to compare to my younger self, he'd be on the opposite side, though still not siding with R or D.

Never expected that my body or mind could suffer from a form of Stockholm Syndrome where working was considered. Yes, I was less motivated to screw around and play games, and more motivated to work. What the hell is wrong with me? I'm lazy; this shouldn't be happening.

Never expected the government can still go lower with their standards of living for the common person (as well as their levels of common sense, and how little they view the common public on their levels of common sense). And on that note, I never thought I would actually support activists on these kinds of things (not allying with them completely, just signing petitions where I agree with them most). The kickstarter for that being our internet freedoms. Plus, I ought to make myself look at least somewhat useful on a political level. I can't ignore it for too long.

Never expected to regain any bit of my faith in mankind, until I saw the kinds of things I've started supported, and noticing such a large number of people that agree with things that need a major change.

[Zrk2]

I have one thing to say:

BLACK PRESIDENT.

Well technically only half, but still.

[Caz]

I never expected to throw up after 5 glasses of vodka and a 50 cl beer. At least I know my limit now.

Gotta eat, sir.

Never expected to be alive at 20. What, I have to actually make plans for the future now? Uh oh.