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[Splint]

Tried to reembark with military gear. They didn't even pick up their steel weapons and armor, but they took a hell of a lot of merchants and lye makers with them.

You have to explicetly make them equip thier gear (hopefully they'll do so before you activate them.)

[Mrhappyface]

Eesh. FPS drops by 10 with every reembark into the city square. I'm just going to set up camp on the fringe instead.

[KtosoX]

Build a grid of floor grates above the entire city. Draft a squadron of masons and bomb the crap out of the city with falling constructed walls.

The Geneva Convention would like to have a word with you.

I just found my new sig

[martinuzz]

...and watch as the circus comes to town. Everything will burn. Everything must burn.

If I had any room left I would sig that

[wierd]

Build a grid of floor grates above the entire city. Draft a squadron of masons and bomb the crap out of the city with falling constructed walls.

The Geneva Convention would like to have a word with you.

I bet they do! Those ugly, tall, beardless genevans!  They say their city has a unique and classic history, and that dwarven architecture will mar the landscape, and refuse to allow us to settle there!

How's their precious city look now, after 3z levels of stone floors just fell on their city hall, huh!?

Look at them, shaking their fists and throwing baguettes and swiss rolls at us impotently from so far below!  Not so high and mighty now are you, hoomans!?

Just wait til we get the pumpstacks ready! You'll roast like plump helmet and draltha sausages!

(Drunken dwarven laughter, amid horrifying lever pulling)

[Teneb]

...and watch as the circus comes to town. Everything will burn. Everything must burn.

If I had any room left I would sig that

Isn't that the point of the sig thread?

[acetech09]

Build a grid of floor grates above the entire city. Draft a squadron of masons and bomb the crap out of the city with falling constructed walls.

The Geneva Convention would like to have a word with you.

Ah. Yes. Let's see here. You're acetech09, the one under investigation of horri-
The Spinning Rough Shist Wall strikes Urist McNoFun in the head, jamming the skull through the brain and tearing the brain!
Urist McNoFun has been struck down.

[Loud Whispers]

Lock them within all of their rooms. Kill those that roam the streets. Initiate Dwarf martial law, and one by one kill the survivors, room by room. See if hostiles breed. Create a human resistance. KILL THE RESISTANCE.