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Author Topic: (Succession) Paranoia - The Twelfth Troubleshooter Division  (Read 12220 times)

Sinpwn

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Re: (Succession) Paranoia - The Twelfth Troubleshooter Division
« Reply #120 on: March 03, 2012, 11:48:11 pm »

"Clay took no precautions to avoid collateral damage to his teammates and alpha complex itself. Even going so far as to do nothing to stop the spray of blood from his "sneeze", be it turning away from us or obstructing the blood with a limb. This suggests that Clay was either unconcerned or opposed to the well being of the mission, and therefor Alpha Complex."
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Re: (Succession) Paranoia - The Twelfth Troubleshooter Division
« Reply #121 on: March 04, 2012, 12:07:39 am »

"If I had tried to block the blood with a limb I would have destroyed part of myself and by proxy Alpha Complex proprty. By sneezing I spread the blood out so that it did not hit any piece of property with too much force."
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Re: (Succession) Paranoia - The Twelfth Troubleshooter Division
« Reply #122 on: March 04, 2012, 01:45:08 am »

"Sir, this sneeze was destructive. Nearly all of us were injured by it, and there was one death. These holes in our suits are testimony to that.
Now sir, I fail to see how injuring or killing so much of your team in this random and brutal way can be useful for Alpha Complex and Friend Computer."
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Re: (Succession) Paranoia - The Twelfth Troubleshooter Division
« Reply #123 on: March 04, 2012, 11:10:52 am »

"Blood is painful."
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« Reply #124 on: March 05, 2012, 06:53:22 pm »

The briefing officer's face turns into an eerie grin before he turns to Clay. "Clay-R-MCC-2! What do you have to say in response to these allegations? Your... team members have brought up a very good point concerning you damaging many parts of Alpha Complex, including themselves, instead of... limiting the damage to only one object. Now this whole room will have to be fixed!"

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As a note, with the way the debriefing is heading we can probably expect the second mission to start up within a week or two. If you have not been active yet and/or haven't posted I'd like you to post in the thread so I can verify if you are around. Failure to post may result in you being skipped if someone after you in the list has posted.
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Re: (Succession) Paranoia - The Twelfth Troubleshooter Division
« Reply #125 on: March 06, 2012, 08:23:25 am »

I am still kicking. Just waiting to wake up. To wake up confused.
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Re: (Succession) Paranoia - The Twelfth Troubleshooter Division
« Reply #126 on: March 06, 2012, 10:37:45 pm »

"Indeed, through your carelessness you have wasted much valuable time and resources Clay, the entire ROOM has been nearly destroyed by your foolish actions!"
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« Reply #127 on: March 09, 2012, 11:11:15 am »

At the briefing officer's question a smirk comes across Clay's face. In an instant he slams his face against the desk. A sharp crack is heard as he breaks his own nose, causing his acid blood to flow readily. "This! Computer worshiping scum!" Clay replies as he whips his head around, spraying the room and it's occupants with yet more of his blood. In the attack Tagliatelle, Claire, and Cecil are all injured even further than they were prior. The wounds on top of their previous wounds are so great that they are barely able to drag themselves to some semblance of cover, let alone fight back. Dave is fortunate that he just came back from clone storage and is only lightly wounded in the spray. The briefing officer is not so lucky. He blocks the blood with his left arm, losing most of it in the process. But in one swift movement he pulls up his laser and blasts Clay. The blue laser pierces his reflec armour and his torso but doesn't hit anything particularly vital, only wounding the mutant traitor.

--------Wounds--------

Tagliatelle, Claire and Cecil are downed

Clay is Wounded

Dave is Wounded

Briefing officer is Maimed.

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And here I thought it was going to be a rather benign debriefing
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Re: (Succession) Paranoia - The Twelfth Troubleshooter Division
« Reply #128 on: March 14, 2012, 12:04:42 pm »

Um. Just wondering; how downed is downed? Are we able to do anything?
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Re: (Succession) Paranoia - The Twelfth Troubleshooter Division
« Reply #129 on: March 16, 2012, 11:33:32 am »

Sorry for the double-post, but
Is this dead?
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Re: (Succession) Paranoia - The Twelfth Troubleshooter Division
« Reply #130 on: March 24, 2012, 06:32:53 pm »

PLEASE DON'T DIE!
DON'T LEAVE ME!
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Re: (Succession) Paranoia - The Twelfth Troubleshooter Division
« Reply #131 on: March 24, 2012, 07:56:25 pm »

Denzi hasn't been on since the 14th, so chances are something came up.
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