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[Pukako]

But listed as 'missing'.

I SAW Urist McSlow vanish under the bridge. 

When will the citizens of Brassburned learn that he is merely a smear on the underside of the entrance bridge?

Also, I'm trying to explore the vast caverns with naked, disarmed goblin axemen - So cute, seeing them wandering with a broken limb or two (the pit has a bit of a drop), smeared with their own blood and vomit... I'm turning evil, aren't I?

[zombie urist]

When his ghost shows up. Sadly, releasing goblins into the cave does not discover it.

[Pukako]

Yeah, found that out when he vanished.  Perhaps he'll run into a troll...

Better try a kitten instead...

[DuckBoy2]

Theyll never find him.  No bad thoughts!  Tell his children that he's in a better place now. 

A place where magma and booze flow freely. 

Where the streets are paved in gold and only rare dustings of vomit. 

A place devoid of elves, goblins and microcline. 

A place with cute little kobolds, who never carry bows.

A place where plump helmet men are edible and booze men are too. 

Where the carvings are all masterwork, and the levers always labeled. 

Amen.