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Thormgrim

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Merry Xmas everybody
« on: December 24, 2012, 11:59:11 pm »
As I was slipping my kids' presents under the tree tonight, a thought occurred to me...

A team of small people, slaving away under an unforgiving master in some frozen, glacial outpost.  Hammering away in underground castles, building trinkets to get hauled away once a year...

I don't know why anybody thought Santa's North pole was populated with Elves, it's clearly Dwarves up there.

Happy Holidays,

Andre
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Jacob/Lee

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Re: Merry Xmas everybody
« Reply #1 on: December 25, 2012, 12:01:17 am »
Every free player should do the Urist McHoHoHo challenge in honor of Christmas and slave labor.
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goblolo

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Re: Merry Xmas everybody
« Reply #2 on: December 25, 2012, 01:24:00 am »
Wooohooo! Congratulations!
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Quote from: Asra on November 25, 2012, 08:02:16 pm
The first small thing that made me feel awesome was my indoor waterfall. A few minutes later though, it started flooding my fort so I felt less awesome.

Trif

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Re: Merry Xmas everybody
« Reply #3 on: December 25, 2012, 05:01:59 am »
And once again, here's an old Dwarfmas classic.
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Quote from: Toady One
I wonder if the game has become odd.

Gavakis

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Re: Merry Xmas everybody
« Reply #4 on: December 27, 2012, 03:46:53 pm »
Howsabout a few christmas charols?
( I dont own this, GrimithR made this adaptation. )

("Jingle Bells")

Reaping through the fools
Who dare stand in our way.
O'er the living we go
Laughing all the way:
Ha-ha-ha!
Blood about to spill
From Father Grim's dear scythe.
What fun it is to laugh and sing
While they run for dear life!
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Urist McLaptop

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Re: Merry Xmas everybody
« Reply #5 on: December 27, 2012, 05:30:41 pm »
i laughed so hard on this.my parents think im descending into madness :Pthe jokes on them.....cause i am
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Legend tells of a fort besieged by a dragon. When 79 brave recruits fell to its breath, the last dwarf of the fort took up arms. He sprung from his sickbed and claimed an adamant one sword before he bulrushes the dragon. A clean swipe severs the head. But the dragon claws him in the lower body and burns him alive. As he melts into a pile of booze and fat, I rename him Ronnie James Dio and change his profession to dragonslayer. He will forever be immortalized and worshipped as a dragonslayer God.