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[AfroScotsDwarf]

lets have your best beasty stories, looking for a good laugh here

[Loud Whispers]

Spoiler: SRS BSNS HARE (click to show/hide)

......[Snipped]Of a population of 250, 116 were full time soldiers armed with adamantine and steel, and I had a huge underground nature reserve where I kept a few herds of wild animals, and danger room trained an army of goblins to breach the HFS. The only thing that stood between the goblins and the clowns was an artifact jade portal.
In a time of crisis, the entire fortress could be called to arms.

Only twice has this happened. This was the first.
There was Rith Uzolód, Rakost Tulonvunom, Etur Soloncg, Tun Ledaran and Urdim Thatthinil, the first five Dwarves to fight my first Titan, Zothrol TwilightMoistened the plains Titan. The entire fortress was called to arms, Dwarves hurriedly placing armour on their shoulders and picking up weapons. The masons attempted to wall in the Titan within a spiral, but a tree - a single tree gave the Titan warning to attack. It was not met by the hundreds of soldiers, but instead only 5. The Titan was slain, yet all of them were blinded, had their nerves burned off and spent days recovering, and after extensive surgery involving adamantine thread (metal sutures in their eyes as well!), they became my first Fortress Guard, and after noticing the Dwarves following my every order to the letter, the first super soldiers involved in eye removal programs. Rith scored the killing blow and became the captain of the guard, and Rakost became the fort's permanent mayor, and guard member. [/SNIPPYUUUU]

[AfroScotsDwarf]

eye removal? are you serious?!?

[Loud Whispers]

eye removal? are you serious?!?

What, this is normal humour

[AfroScotsDwarf]

i wasn't aware such a thing was possible ti's all. did get a good laugh out of it. ive still got dwarves injured from sparing that havn't been on the slab

[Escobatt]

Fairly new to the game, had a population of 100 or so dwarves, and the first thing to attack me was a forest titan. Giant slug that breathed fire, i had one squad of 10 dwarves in iron. I am now choosing a new embark.

[AfroScotsDwarf]

heh, slug breathing fire, did it have a material type?

[Escobatt]

Like i said, fairly new to the game, dont even know how to build a well and whatnot, so not sure how to check that stuff

[AfroScotsDwarf]

oh right, i felt learning the game on my own was a great experiance, if you ever need any help though, feel free to ask.
i had a forgotton beast made of salt, but it was an antelope. a salt slug would be totally ironic.

[Richards]

I once got a forbidden beast that was a slug made out of salt but it shriveled and died.

[Pokon]

I once got a forbidden beast that was a slug made out of salt but it shriveled and died.

Hmm, I smell bullcrap...

[AfroScotsDwarf]

indeed :/

[Richards]

It was a joke? Lol. Of course that doesn't happen.

[AfroScotsDwarf]

oh ok

[AfroScotsDwarf]

i once had a giant flying insect, which decided it was going to attack a farmer and its baby.  the flying thing picked the wrong duo to fight. lets just say, the baby pulled both of its wings off before it passed away after its father, and then a spear dwarf came along and took several minutes to finish it off.
love ninja babys