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[ExKirby]

Raptor continues the fight which is now starting to drag on a bit. [5+2] Vs [4] Hooray, the VERY GENERIC GUY has died in a VERY GENERIC MANNER.

Cael tries to bargain in a mecha for himself. [3] If 10Hp can be chipped in, there may be some mecha for sale. AND WAR (T)ROLLS ON [CAN: 1+1+4+2+5+4+6+5+5+4=37] Vs [JPN: 5+1+1+4+5+4+1+3+4+3+1=32] Despite getting an extra dice, Japan STILL loses 5 men. Still, 48 Vs 49...

Lawas fights on. The mecha activates poke mode. [4] Vs [2+2] ...Wow, really?

Sinpwn GETS TO THE CHOPPA [2] What Choppa?

Maxinum attempts to learn more about grammarbatshit-fu. [6] He grammarbatshitsplodes. [4] [2] You take (-4Hp) damage from your own explosion, but the Nazi takes some as well.

Tiruin continues the FIGHT TO THE DEATH. [5+3] Vs [1+2] This is one hardcore guitar battle! The king is down to 11Hp!

Cerapa attacks a military base. [1] You totally forget to summon the hoard. I'll be nice and reduce the size of a military to 15 because heck you will die if I don't because numbers. [2] Vs [6+4+1] You get really beat. You may want to actually summon the hoard next time.

[Sinpwn]

"I... What. No. Get the hell back here!"
>Get one of my helicopters to come back and pick me up.

Spoiler: Status (click to show/hide)

Health:18 HP

Skills: Body Swapping, Blatant Lies

Inventory: SIN CAVE

Factions: ULSD Mafia, not Canada, Japan.

[Caellath]

>Get a better deal on that mecha. Meaning one for free if I only do as much as help them. Which I already did.

((My mental image of lawas vs mecha is lawas giving his all to block the mecha's finger while it keeps poking him.))

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HP:17
Inventory:
-3 Generic Beverages;
-1 Sword (+1 Attack);
-1 Necromancer's Robes (+1 Necromancy).
Passives: Necromantic Enhancement (+1 Necromancy).
Status: Fighting for Japan. And for a mecha.
Other:
Small Zombie Army
Zombie Knight (Barman): 10 Hp, +2 Attack
Zombie Hoard: 19 Hp

[cerapa]

I think you forgot to state just how much health I lost.

>SUMMON EVERYTHING. Yes, even the really ugly batshit soul. Yes, I know he smells, but dude, we need everyone we can get! And attack with a proper battle plan to take advantage of logical thinking.

Spoiler: Stats (click to show/hide)

8 HP

Skills:
thinks a bit clearer: +1 to all Logic based rolls
BATSHIT META KNOWLEDGE: Can summon batshit souls as a 5Hp Hoard! - at the cost of 1 batshit soul

Inventory:
Sword of Batshit
9 batshit souls

[raptorfangamer]

*victory theme plays on background*

>use soul to heal yourself!

Spoiler: stats (click to show/hide)

health: 9
skills: none as of now
inventory: The One Too Many (+2 to combat)
status ailments: souleeting!

[lawastooshort]

>Surrender. Offer to forfeit all of Canada to Japan.

Spoiler: Stats (click to show/hide)

HP: 5
Banjos: 0
£: 0000

[ExKirby]

I think you forgot to state just how much health I lost.

>SUMMON EVERYTHING. Yes, even the really ugly batshit soul. Yes, I know he smells, but dude, we need everyone we can get! And attack with a proper battle plan to take advantage of logical thinking.

Spoiler: Stats (click to show/hide)

17 HP

Skills:
thinks a bit clearer: +1 to all Logic based rolls
BATSHIT META KNOWLEDGE: Can summon batshit souls as a 5Hp Hoard! - at the cost of 1 batshit soul

Inventory:
Sword of Batshit
9 batshit souls

You lost 9Hp.

[Tiruin]

>Now, challenge the King to a battle of Music! To see the prowess he has in aesthetic work!

Spoiler: Tiruin (click to show/hide)

Health: 20/20

Skills:
Celtic Warrior - +1 to battle rolls ; -1 to deep mental rolls
Decent Guitarist - +1 to playing the Guitar

Inventory:
Winged Full Helm and White-field Cloak - Negates the -1 modifier of the Warrior 'Berserker' trait
☼Guitaraxe☼ - +2 to battle rolls
Blue Warpaint
Cash - £100
Generic beer (1)

Status:
Feeling Epic.

[Maxinum McDreich]

I have no idea if I learnt anything or not :S

>Alright, this has dragged long enough! He's not willing to talk? Then I shall just have to beat it out of him! Beat him to the ground!

Inventory: a waitresses phone number.
Health: 14hp