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Melzer

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The Carp attak again!
« on: March 02, 2012, 01:19:03 pm »
The carp has attacked again, this time the militia captain Urvad Kosogetah! witnesses say: "He was just walking on the bridge and the carp jumped out of the water and pushed him into the river!" Our combat log presents us with an astonishing story!
The militia captain bashes the carp in the tail with his {*silver crossbow*} bruising the fat and fracturing the bone!
The militia captain bashes the carp in the carp in the lower body with his {*silver crossbow*} bruising the muscle and bruising the guts!
The carp looks sick!
The carp vomits!
The log goes like this on and on but after a grueling fight the captain gives up and drowns. The carp dies after a couple of minutes of retching and vomiting.
Is this really true? Did the murderous carp come back from hell? Or is this a fictional story of some possessed lunatic?
« Last Edit: March 02, 2012, 03:41:05 pm by Melzer »
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Re: The Carp attak again!
« Reply #1 on: March 02, 2012, 03:00:35 pm »
Luck?
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This is a very dorfy thread, and you WILL read it.

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Re: The Carp attak again!
« Reply #2 on: March 02, 2012, 03:01:39 pm »
Fish were nerfed, not declawed.

Because fish have claws. The only logical explanation.
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Re: The Carp attak again!
« Reply #3 on: March 02, 2012, 03:36:36 pm »
Those carp are wicked! Armok curse them! they killed my best marksdwarf!
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Re: The Carp attak again!
« Reply #4 on: March 02, 2012, 03:37:48 pm »
Quote from: Melzer on March 02, 2012, 01:19:03 pm
The crap has attacked again!
Hmm... didnt see that creature in the raws.
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Re: The Carp attak again!
« Reply #5 on: March 02, 2012, 03:40:09 pm »
Sorry I'm a little sick still so it's just a little mistake. Let me fix this... where did I put those splints? Oh no the carp have attacked again this time they stole my splints!
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