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thegoatgod_pan

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Vampire+Necromancer=Coolest royal couple ever
« on: February 28, 2012, 04:33:38 pm »

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I just genned this world, I am even at war with the elves (added snatcher tag), and checking the legends I find this little gem, I can now look forward to:

the queen of the dwarven civ is one of the first vampires ever, with thousands of kills to her name.  She is also married to the original dwarven necromancer.

I am building them a proper seat of royal power, complete with servant herd and ready made vampire cult. I can only hope he comes as her royal consort. Zombie experiments with a loyal civ member :D
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Re: Vampire+Necromancer=Coolest royal couple ever
« Reply #1 on: February 28, 2012, 04:34:55 pm »

Awesome. I wonder if the vampire feeds on the necromancer. True undead love.

More horrible thought. Will they have children?
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Re: Vampire+Necromancer=Coolest royal couple ever
« Reply #2 on: February 28, 2012, 04:37:27 pm »

Yep, she eats her husband... Reminds me of insects. On another note, absolutely epic marriage.
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Re: Vampire+Necromancer=Coolest royal couple ever
« Reply #3 on: February 28, 2012, 04:43:20 pm »

Awesome. I wonder if the vampire feeds on the necromancer. True undead love.

More horrible thought. Will they have children?

No :(

Hopefully they had children before their transgressions.

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Re: Vampire+Necromancer=Coolest royal couple ever
« Reply #4 on: February 28, 2012, 04:56:31 pm »

who needs children when you can have a vast army of the ravening, tireless undead unquestioningly obeying your every order as you and your immortal beloved carve a bloody swath across the world.
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Re: Vampire+Necromancer=Coolest royal couple ever
« Reply #5 on: February 28, 2012, 04:58:30 pm »

who needs children when you can have a vast army of the ravening, tireless undead unquestioningly obeying your every order as you and your immortal beloved carve a bloody swath across the world.

You mean chinese parenting? OOOOH TOUCHY!
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Re: Vampire+Necromancer=Coolest royal couple ever
« Reply #6 on: February 28, 2012, 05:23:53 pm »

Actually at the bottom, they've had NINE kids. Awesome.
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Re: Vampire+Necromancer=Coolest royal couple ever
« Reply #7 on: February 28, 2012, 05:26:55 pm »

Only one is alive, tho. Might check up on him. Also, one was a night creature, which means that if only the living kid was a werecreature you would have a badass Addams family-flavored royal family.

Also, see if any of the kids are animated undead or something. :P
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