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Fniff

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Re: You Are GM
« Reply #15 on: February 27, 2012, 07:43:56 pm »

You get a wave of anger at this complete berk (Wouldn't YOU ARE GM tip him off?) and wish to track his IP address so we can punch/slap him, but you decide against it. He means well, so you might as well just inform him in a calm and polite manner. You begin to type.

"Um, Jarp, this isn't actually an RPG. You must have misposted."

"When do we start?"

"Jarp, we don't start. This is a suggestion game, not an RPG."

"Seriously, when? How many players do we need?"

... This guy is an idiot. And a persistent one.

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Re: You Are GM
« Reply #16 on: February 27, 2012, 07:46:26 pm »

WE NEED OVER 9000!!!!!!!!!!111!!!!111!
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Re: You Are GM
« Reply #17 on: February 27, 2012, 07:50:07 pm »

tell him to bring more, then make him live his own fantasy and kill him on every first turn of his.
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Re: You Are GM
« Reply #18 on: February 27, 2012, 07:53:14 pm »

Tell him that if he can get three more players you will start the game.
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Re: You Are GM
« Reply #19 on: February 27, 2012, 07:55:10 pm »

Three people show up suggesting that they're posting to watch.

Fniff

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Re: You Are GM
« Reply #20 on: February 27, 2012, 07:56:27 pm »

Right, you could lie... or you could simply just rearrange the game.

"We need three more players."

"Kay."

Then, fifteen people say "Posting to watch."

That's it for... two hours. Then one reply finally comes in.

HandleTheMustache

"Kill your mother."

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That's odd. You originally posted that Fniff was still living with his mother. But the adventure focuses on him and his forum games. What is this? You guess it's a suggestion (Which is great, cos you really don't want to GM as a roleplayer, you want to make a story about one guy, not keeping track of fifteen billion characters all with separate motivations, personalities and such. That's one of the many reasons you abandoned /pnp/). What shall you do?

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Re: You Are GM
« Reply #21 on: February 27, 2012, 07:59:46 pm »

Well, duh. Tell the other guys, that HandleTheMustache is doing it right.


He suggests something! At last it's a suggestiongame.

Then wait, if there other suggestions.
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Re: You Are GM
« Reply #22 on: February 27, 2012, 08:01:39 pm »

Fniff is clearly posting with a laptop while in his living room, and his easily worked-up mother just happens to read that post suggesting he kill her.
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Re: You Are GM
« Reply #23 on: February 27, 2012, 08:16:06 pm »

Fniff is clearly posting with a laptop while in his living room, and his easily worked-up mother just happens to read that post suggesting he kill her.

In that case, just post this:
"I will kill you later mom, right now I am busy with an important game." Then proceed to ignore all non game related inputs.
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Re: You Are GM
« Reply #24 on: February 27, 2012, 08:16:51 pm »

start chanting loudly to creep her out, then tell mustachiumdude that you did, with these words
I did my lord,
What else this puny soul should be ordered to?
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