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Oliolli

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Re: No fair...
« Reply #15 on: February 26, 2012, 03:10:40 am »

...a nokia phone.

You mean one of those old, massive phones? Or is this perhaps some joke that I don't get?
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Re: No fair...
« Reply #16 on: February 26, 2012, 03:21:55 am »

...a nokia phone.

You mean one of those old, massive phones? Or is this perhaps some joke that I don't get?
Nokia phones are incredibly durable. Drop an iPhone on the floor, the iPhone cracks. Drop a Nokia phone on the floor, the floor cracks.
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Re: No fair...
« Reply #17 on: February 26, 2012, 06:58:33 am »

...a nokia phone.

You mean one of those old, massive phones? Or is this perhaps some joke that I don't get?
Nokia phones are incredibly durable. Drop an iPhone on the floor, the iPhone cracks. Drop a Nokia phone on the floor, the floor cracks.

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Oliolli

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Re: No fair...
« Reply #18 on: February 27, 2012, 03:25:07 am »

Nokia phones are incredibly durable.

...I've dented a Nokia phone's steel casing with my bare hands...
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Re: No fair...
« Reply #19 on: February 27, 2012, 04:50:29 am »

...a nokia phone.

You mean one of those old, massive phones? Or is this perhaps some joke that I don't get?
Nokia phones are incredibly durable. Drop an iPhone on the floor, the iPhone cracks. Drop a Nokia phone on the floor, the floor cracks.

It's Chuck Norris' phone of choice.
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Re: No fair...
« Reply #20 on: February 27, 2012, 04:58:12 am »

My first phone was nokia and it dropped on the floor repeatedly since I wasn't used to it on the cabinet next to my bed. It survived untill I fell into a river (long story). Even then, the phone still worked, but the battery didn't last more than an hour or so.

The ericsson I got after was destroyed by a raindrop. Literally. It seeped inside the casing and caused the thing to short cirquite (spelling?).
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Re: No fair...
« Reply #21 on: February 27, 2012, 05:41:09 am »

My first phone was nokia and it dropped on the floor repeatedly since I wasn't used to it on the cabinet next to my bed. It survived untill I fell into a river (long story). Even then, the phone still worked, but the battery didn't last more than an hour or so.

The ericsson I got after was destroyed by a raindrop. Literally. It seeped inside the casing and caused the thing to short circuit.

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