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[FoiledFencer]

Well, I just figured that since the bearded fellows get mighty drunk and can make instruments out of solid rock, there must be some songs that echo down the corridors from the Legendary Dining Hall. So - sound off if you got them, eh? I'll even kick us off:

Urist I Hardly Knew Ye:

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When on the road to the mountainhomes, hurroo, hurroo
When on the road to the mountainhomes, hurroo, hurroo
When on the road to the mountainhomes,
A pick in the rocks and my feet in the stones
A bearded damsel I heard tone
Urist I hardly knew ye

With your !!Funs!! and drums and drums and !!Funs!!, hurroo, hurroo
With your !!Funs!! and drums and drums and !!Funs!!, hurroo, hurroo
With your !!Funs!! and drums and drums and !!Funs!!,
The goblins nearly slew ye
Oh my darling dear, Ye look so queer
Urist I hardly knew ye.

Where are the eyes that looked so mild, hurroo, hurroo
Where are the eyes that looked so mild, hurroo, hurroo
Where are the eyes that looked so mild
When my poor heart you first beguiled
Why did ye march from me and the child
Oh Urist, I hardly knew ye.

Where are your legs that used to run, hurroo, hurroo
Where are your legs that used to run, hurroo, hurroo
Where are your legs that used to run
When you went to see the !!Fun!!
Indeed your dancing days are done
Oh Urist, I hardly knew ye.

I'm happy for to see ye home, hurroo, hurroo
I'm happy for to see ye home, hurroo, hurroo
I'm happy for to see ye home
Safe from goblins, elves and moon
So bruised the flesh, so chipped the bone
Oh Urist I hardly knew ye.

Ye haven't an arm, ye haven't a leg, hurroo, hurroo
Ye haven't an arm, ye haven't a leg, hurroo, hurroo
Ye haven't an arm, ye haven't a leg
Ye're an armless, boneless, beardless egg
Ye'll have to walk with a crutch and a peg
Oh Urist I hardly knew ye.

They're rolling out for !!Fun!! again, hurroo, hurroo
They're rolling out the !!Fun!! again, hurroo, hurroo
They're rolling out the !!Fun!! again
But they'll never will take my sons again
No, a legendary crutchwalker'll retrain
Urist I'm swearing to ye.

[Pokon]

For upset undead dwarves.

We have no Bodies.

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They come over here and they take all our stuff
They chop of our heads and they drop them in lava
Our children are !!burning!! and we have no heads
We drink and we die and wer'e raised and we die

We have no heads, we have no heads

They come over here and they rip of your beards
They hammer our hands and rip off our legs
O'Morul is vamped and O'Vabok is husked
We drink and we're dead and so we continue to drink

O'Urist, oh O'Urist

They buried O'Meatgod down in Splended Vally
The poor children ah crying oh god oh god the flames killing me
Hinn hey bismuth bismuth hey bismuth bismuth hey bisimuth hey
In hey bismuth bismuth hey bismuth bismuth hey bisimuth hey


O'Urist, oh O'Urist

We drink and we bleed and we drink and we trance, hey!
We drink and we crawl and we puke and we drink, hey!
We drink and we fight and we bleed and we die, hey!
We rage and we !!smoke!! and we drink and we're dead, hey!

[Aerval]

The traditional one

Gold

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gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold...

by Sir Terence Pratchett

[peskyninja]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SQwUqP9omCo

[Moron]

Heigh Ho