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[Deadmeat1471]

For all intents and purposes..... this is a blatent piss about for the hell of it 

Man has an adventure. His adventure is Bay12.



You feel drowsy....


You're slipping away....


You're asleep. Where are you?




The First Gulf War? III

Space Spess Rocket?

Biotechnology lab?

[Deadmeat1471]

Dream skills(d6, 1-3 failure, 4-6 success)
Sleeping +1




*50% chance of getting a level up in a skill  after successfully using it.

[Svarte Troner]

TFGW

[Tiruin]

Spess Space Rocket!

The First Gulf War!

[mcclay]

My dad was a psycgological operatons officer in both of the Gulf wars.

TFGW.

[Deadmeat1471]

Man is in the Republican Guard. It is the 26th February 1991 and the Allied offensive against us is in full force.




Our man begins his journey as a tank commander.




Hold up, my phone is ringing.




Yes sir, of course, we won't disappoint you.




"You are to meet the enemy and hold him. He is a decadent and pathetic westerner, and this is the Mother of All Battles. Do not disappoint me."





BZZZTT "Ok guys, we have to seek the enemy and destroy him. Don't forget to stow your packed lunches, alright lets go!"












VROOOOOOOOM...... BOOM!















"Oh shit man! the yankees are attacking us, what do we do?"



What does he do?

[Tiruin]

Return fire! While driving your squadron perpendicularly to the left of the attackers!

[Dragor23]

Return fire! When aviable, unleash the cats of fury!

[TCM]

Return fire! While driving your squadron perpendicularly to the left of the attackers!

Do this, and call up your captain for information on where the infantry support is.

[Araph]

Wait. A. Second. This is a dream, right?

SUMMON BIGGER FISH.

[Koronii]

Terrify them with our interpretive dance!