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knutor

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Abe Lincoln the Vampire Hunter
« on: February 28, 2012, 02:05:22 am »

I didn't know Abe Lincoln was a dwarf? 

http://www.traileraddict.com/trailer/abraham-lincoln-vampire-hunter/international-trailer

Anyone else planning to see this?  Looks just about corny enough to stroke my cornball flames the right way.

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Re: Abe Lincoln the Vampire Hunter
« Reply #1 on: February 28, 2012, 03:15:30 am »

Already had a thread not too long ago. The premise of the book its based on bears repeating:

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Indiana, 1818. Moonlight falls through the dense woods that surround a one-room cabin, where a nine-year-old Abraham Lincoln kneels at his suffering mother's bedside. She's been stricken with something the old-timers call "Milk Sickness." "My baby boy..." she whispers before dying. Only later will the grieving Abe learn that his mother's fatal affliction was actually the work of a vampire. When the truth becomes known to young Lincoln, he writes in his journal, "henceforth my life shall be one of rigorous study and devotion. I shall become a master of mind and body. And this mastery shall have but one purpose ..." Gifted with his legendary height, strength, and skill with an ax, Abe sets out on a path of vengeance that will lead him all the way to the White House.


So yes, probably going to see it.
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