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[thegoatgod_pan]

My first world in the new version has the following three artifacts by year 90--all but the first, the work of a Dwarven necromancer:
The first is a bauxite tablet entitled Mirstaltosid "The Velvety Armor":

A few decades later, the world's necromancer writes "The Velvety Armors Exposed":

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The last book is about a random elf. 

I have to find the exposed one, clearly it was meant to popularize and glamorize necromancy. That dwarf must getting tired of zombie friends.

Edit: in an interesting turn of events, the elf turns out to have been the druid of his civilizations, who got struck down by a three-eyed fiend, and...reanimated by the dwarven necromancer. And here I thought he was an elf-lover.

[Splint]

Elf be necro-dorf's bitch now.

ELF! CHOP THAT TREE!
MAKE IT INTO COAL!
MAKE A LEAD GOBLET WITH IT!
DRINK FROM GOBLET!