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Last humans guide to surviving all out evil worlds
« on: February 18, 2012, 06:02:32 pm »

My name is Storlut Breedmurdered, i am the only human in my world, i would like to tell you how i learnt to survive in this harsh and evil world that i wake every morning in.

First of all, surviving in worlds such as theese requires alot of equipment, however i would reccomend you keep your spear and dagger for now, dont throw the spear unless you are really good at throwing, its usually impossible to find again, use it as a melee weapon, throw rocks instead if you cant catch up on the things. Your first step would be finding some butcherable, hopefully living nonrotten animal such as wolves or two humped camels. Kill as many as possible of them, be sure to butcher your game before going on with another, you never know when they start moving again!
Make all equipment, if possible!

This is a list of what you need, in order of importance:

Scraper, Very important tool, used to make leather and make gut thread
Carving Knife, Used to make most crafts
Awl, used to sew and repair clothing
Axe, used to gather wood, crutches can be made from wood with a carving knife.

However, the most important survival tools are the waterskin and the backpack, and a cloak.

Seeking shelter:
In the long run you will feel the desire to have a proper shelter to stash up loot and stockpile resources! I would suggest a cosy lair, just be aware of what lives in there already.
You need to know what to run from, and what to jam your coppe rspear through. Giants? Go for em, they are hard to kill, protip: Go for the lower body to make them sick and give in to pain! Also a good source of guts and medical experimentation. Anything that is zombie, hydra or orgress, and probably others too, get out of there, they are master wrestlers and will wreck your shit in no time.

Religion:
Again, in the long run things start to become hopeless! Have your own little idol to sacrifice stuff to! Carve a bone figurine of something you find awesome, place it somewhere and put goods out there daily! Extra points if you place it in an evil biome and use it to have things reanimated!

Fogs:
In evil enviroment, theres randomly generated mists that change you! Walk into them if you want! Sometimes they rot your eyeballs out or cause you to grow weird limbs, have your camel skin reanimate and murder you, sometimes it makes you numb! Making you feel less pain! Chemically/Magically modify yourself!

This document is still unfinished and lacks a proper diary of someone surviving for more than a single day.

Link to evil world: http://dffd.wimbli.com/file.php?id=5592
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