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Sylverone

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Marketplace Humor
« on: February 18, 2012, 01:01:37 pm »
Share any funny or cool marketplace messages or wares, if you've encountered anything interesting.

"Lead table here!  Best price in town!"
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"Your very own lead table right here!"
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"Lead table from the dwarves right here!"

The dwarves must not like these humans very much...

Several stalls down:
"Try real gold table from the dwarves right here!  Limited supply!"
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Jacos

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Re: Marketplace Humor
« Reply #1 on: February 18, 2012, 03:47:12 pm »
One Dwarf in a human city was shouted that he was selling troglodyte meat which came from his homeland.
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Dwarven Science: We do what we must, because, we're bored.

Quote from: Asteranx on May 26, 2011, 07:37:59 pm
Every few miles, [the dwarves] stop the cart.  One of the dwarfs (sic) gets off, digs a hole down below the dirt layers, licks the bedrock, and then they know exactly where they are.  It's called GPS: Geological Piquancy Sampling.

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Re: Marketplace Humor
« Reply #2 on: February 18, 2012, 04:03:57 pm »
Try authentic rat weed!
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Quote from: veok on October 30, 2010, 06:45:18 pm
Yes, mother ****ing walruses stormed in through my well room, fatally gored my expedition leader, and danced off into the frosty tundra to sing happy walrus songs about oysters.

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Re: Marketplace Humor
« Reply #3 on: February 18, 2012, 04:07:19 pm »
Horneblende crafts from the Dwarves.
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Rhazak

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Re: Marketplace Humor
« Reply #4 on: February 18, 2012, 09:43:36 pm »
"Authentic prepared sperm whale heart!"
Thing has to be huge.
And...
"Authentic cat leather robe all the way from the dwarves!"
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