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[Urist McEngraver]

Or not. Anyway, I was just about to start my military (the idiots just sat on the edge of the map, like urists). And out of nowhere, 20 elven bowmen spring out of ambush.
They shoot everyone, I destroy the bridge across the moat, they leave. The elves never came here before. They are not on the civilizations screen. They're just bloody tree hugging fools!

[Aspgren]

Your civ is probably at war with their civ.

Congratulations

[Urist McEngraver]

My dwarves are killing eachother. They don't do anything. Thus, I shall dump everyone into the giant pit. They can enjoy the waterfall as they fall. Blood for the blood god!

[Loud Whispers]

Loyalty cascade AND ninja Elves?

Armok luuuurrrves you.

[Urist McEngraver]

There's a human caravan, rampaging elves, a goblin siege, and my dwarves are trantruming.

[Urist McEngraver]

I'm drowning my dwarves while pushing them into a huge pit full of water.

[Kofthefens]

Quite recently I got a human* and a goblin siege at the same time. It was quite fun.

*modded in a diplomat

[Frying Doby]

I thought you only have to mod in a elf-dip for war with elves ( When you are not lucky enough to be already at war)
I got several human-war with only killing the normal guy the humans sent with their caravan.

[Kofthefens]

That may be, but I modded one in anyway.