Topic: The chronicles of Failure, my first experiences with 34.02 (Read 899 times)

kingfisher1112 · « **on:** February 20, 2012, 10:24:56 pm »

This was my 7th fort in a terrifying biome, but this was my most interesting one.

1st of Granite
{MASON}h, nothing like potential. It was great to be here making a fort here, and not in one of those terrifying biomes.
{Woodcutter} This IS a terrifying Biome
OH SHIT.
10 Minutes later.
{Mason} 5 dwarves are dead, killed by undead wren men. It is just me and the miner in a dank hole. I'm Depressed.
3 minutes later.
Arrrrrrrgh! {Throws a Tantrum}
The FIST OF RAGE strikes the miner in the head, you idiot he was your only friend.
2 minutes Later
The Expedition leader goes Beserk
Your fortress has crumbled to dust.

mendota · « **Reply #1 on:** February 21, 2012, 04:00:08 am »

There should be a competition for shortest/most-horrific embarks

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