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davros

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Unexpected dorfishness
« on: February 05, 2012, 11:17:23 am »
I was watching Neon Genesis Evangelion, and I realized that although the main characters may not be very dwarven, the robots that they pilot are. This of course means they have a habit of reducing the pilots to their component atoms. Also:

Unit-01 is throwing a tantrum!

Asuka Langley Soryu has gone berserk!

Shinji Ikari is stricken by melancholy!

One can assume that Nerv is dealing with a tantrum spiral.
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I had an above ground garden built in the grounds of my castle and two young dwarves spent time socialising there over the summer and at the end of the summer they were in love. Remember those long summers of your childhood? That first kiss in the gardens while crossbows dwarves shoot goblins above your head? The rain of dead birds as the hunters get to work? Truly Spearhills is a paradise.

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Re: Unexpected dorfishness
« Reply #1 on: February 05, 2012, 01:20:26 pm »
The fight against the EVA01 and EVA03 is like a bloody wrestling fight in Adventure Mode

-guts spilled, guts severed off in an arc...-
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Sorry, I do not speak English well. T.T

davros

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Re: Unexpected dorfishness
« Reply #2 on: February 05, 2012, 01:48:55 pm »
The flying Counterfit Lance of Longinus hits the prone Unit-02 in the upper left eye! It pierces through completely!
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I had an above ground garden built in the grounds of my castle and two young dwarves spent time socialising there over the summer and at the end of the summer they were in love. Remember those long summers of your childhood? That first kiss in the gardens while crossbows dwarves shoot goblins above your head? The rain of dead birds as the hunters get to work? Truly Spearhills is a paradise.

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Re: Unexpected dorfishness
« Reply #3 on: February 05, 2012, 05:12:48 pm »
Angel 10 is startled by the ferocity of your attack!
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Re: Unexpected dorfishness
« Reply #4 on: February 05, 2012, 05:40:59 pm »
Regrettably, we have to wait till interactions come out to make a joke about people turning into orange juice.

On the other hand:
Asuka Langly Soryu is Unhappy. She has been disgusted by a protagonist lately. She has sustained major injuries recently. She has lost a friend to tragedy recently. She took joy in slaughter recently. She enjoyed starting a fist fight recently.
(Does shoving Shinji count as a fist fight?)
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I had an above ground garden built in the grounds of my castle and two young dwarves spent time socialising there over the summer and at the end of the summer they were in love. Remember those long summers of your childhood? That first kiss in the gardens while crossbows dwarves shoot goblins above your head? The rain of dead birds as the hunters get to work? Truly Spearhills is a paradise.

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Re: Unexpected dorfishness
« Reply #5 on: February 05, 2012, 06:38:50 pm »
An Angel ambush has arrived
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Re: Unexpected dorfishness
« Reply #6 on: February 06, 2012, 08:22:41 pm »
Asuka cancels angst: Unconscious.
Shinji Ikari cancels bring water: being disgusting.
The stray kitten has been struck down!
Kyoko Zeppelin Soryu, ghostly airship has risen and is haunting the Geofront!
A vile force of darkness has arrived!
Asuka has entered a martial trance!
Asuka cancels awesome: needs more power.
Asuka has been struck down!
Shinji Ikari cancels cower: interrupted by Human Gunman.
Misato Katsuragi has entered a martial trance!
Misato Katsuragi cancels save Shinji: interrupted by bullet.
Misato Katsuragi has been struck down!
Gendo Ikari cancels ascend to godhood: interrupted by Ritsuko.
Ritsuko has been struck down!
Gendo Ikari cancels ascend to godhood: interrupted by Rei.
Gendo Ikari cancels dignity: interrupted by cowardliness.
Gendo Ikari has been struck down!
Shinji Ikari cancels sanity: interrupted by angst.
Shinji Ikari has entered a deep melancholy.
Shinji Ikari cancels angst: interrupted by Giant Naked Rei.
Shinji Ikari cancels beg for help: interrupted by Asuka.
Asuka cancels ‘The Reason You Suck’ speech: interrupted by Shinji Ikari.
Bridge technician cancels fight: interrupted by The End of All Days.
Yui Ikari, ghostly Mad Scientist, has risen and is haunting the Geofront!
Giant Naked Rei cancels bring about The End of All Days: interrupted by FUCK IF I KNOW!
Giant Naked Rei has been struck down!
Shinji Ikari cancels preemptive self-defense: interrupted by affection.
Asuka cancels affection: interrupted by disgust.

Also:
Asuka cancels become a better person: interrupted by Mind Rape.
Shinji Ikari cancels angst: interrupted by Rebuild.
Asuka cancels Tsun-Tsun: interrupted by Rebuild.
The Angel Sachiel has arrived! A towering humanoid with three-fingered hands. Beware its deadly symbolism!
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I had an above ground garden built in the grounds of my castle and two young dwarves spent time socialising there over the summer and at the end of the summer they were in love. Remember those long summers of your childhood? That first kiss in the gardens while crossbows dwarves shoot goblins above your head? The rain of dead birds as the hunters get to work? Truly Spearhills is a paradise.