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Mintaka

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Re: I didn't expect this when I replaced [pet_exotic] ...
« Reply #15 on: February 03, 2012, 03:31:09 pm »

I only have the 1 rooster though! do my hens need him to keep laying eggs? If not I shall happily assign him to one of my marksdwarves! :P

I may attempt to train some unlikely animals as war animals. Any suggestions? I'm in an untamed wilds/something else area, (I think?) though I don't seem to get very vicious animals Camels, Yaks. Then underground I get naked mole dog (<-possible candidate?), GCS and Elk Birds
They will keep laying eggs without a rooster around, but the eggs won't hatch.  If all you want to do with the eggs is eat them, you'll be fine.
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« Reply #16 on: February 03, 2012, 03:42:26 pm »

Sorry, still stuck at "Hunting with his cock" imagining a dwarf  with 8ft of piercerd schlong sneaking up on moose and clubbing them to death with his prince albert.
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« Reply #17 on: February 03, 2012, 05:47:41 pm »

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Re: I didn't expect this when I replaced [pet_exotic] ...
« Reply #18 on: February 03, 2012, 09:02:05 pm »

War camels: more effective than war dogs.

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« Reply #19 on: February 03, 2012, 09:04:50 pm »

Why is it considered lucky to have a camel spit in front of you?

They usually have better aim ...
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Re: I didn't expect this when I replaced [pet_exotic] ...
« Reply #20 on: February 03, 2012, 09:20:02 pm »

When I first posted this I didn't even register/think of the fact a rooster actually has another name, which also has another meaning. Haha! well you guys added some disturbing amusement to my evening (as expected of Bay12)

I shall endeavour to train all bunnies and roosters in the art-form of war in your honour!.....


... maybe some camels/yaks too just in case
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« Reply #21 on: February 03, 2012, 10:27:58 pm »

Sorry, still stuck at "Hunting with his cock" imagining a dwarf  with 8ft of piercerd schlong sneaking up on moose and clubbing them to death with his prince albert.

Well.. at least that's better than my IRL experience.

When I was 3, I was visciously attacked by a fighting cock that some morons dumped out at a county lake while my family was camping there for the weekend.  I have scars all over my bum and inside my thighs from the experience. (Gnarly purple ones a quarter inch wide. They stretched as I grew.)

As you can imagine, it makes for some interesting conversation when I tell people I was visciously attacked by an angry cock. Lol!  I am quite lucky, the scar tissue is very deep, and barely missed my femural artery on my right leg. That was ages ago though. I barely remember the event that produced the scars, so its all good.


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« Reply #22 on: February 04, 2012, 08:50:03 am »

Sorry, still stuck at "Hunting with his cock" imagining a dwarf  with 8ft of piercerd schlong sneaking up on moose and clubbing them to death with his prince albert.

Well.. at least that's better than my IRL experience.

When I was 3, I was visciously attacked by a fighting cock that some morons dumped out at a county lake while my family was camping there for the weekend.  I have scars all over my bum and inside my thighs from the experience. (Gnarly purple ones a quarter inch wide. They stretched as I grew.)

As you can imagine, it makes for some interesting conversation when I tell people I was visciously attacked by an angry cock. Lol!  I am quite lucky, the scar tissue is very deep, and barely missed my femural artery on my right leg. That was ages ago though. I barely remember the event that produced the scars, so its all good.


Did the thing have spurs on?! or are their claws really that brutal :S ouch! well at least it's just a vague memory and not something you can vividly remember!

but the part you quoted from wannazzaki was one of the more disturbing comments! :P
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« Reply #23 on: February 04, 2012, 09:00:33 am »

That's pretty cool. Make sure you assign it to a dwarf, though. That way, they can go hunting with their cock.
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« Reply #24 on: February 04, 2012, 09:43:59 am »

Sorry, still stuck at "Hunting with his cock" imagining a dwarf  with 8ft of piercerd schlong sneaking up on moose and clubbing them to death with his prince albert.

Well.. at least that's better than my IRL experience.

When I was 3, I was visciously attacked by a fighting cock that some morons dumped out at a county lake while my family was camping there for the weekend.  I have scars all over my bum and inside my thighs from the experience. (Gnarly purple ones a quarter inch wide. They stretched as I grew.)

As you can imagine, it makes for some interesting conversation when I tell people I was visciously attacked by an angry cock. Lol!  I am quite lucky, the scar tissue is very deep, and barely missed my femural artery on my right leg. That was ages ago though. I barely remember the event that produced the scars, so its all good.


Did the thing have spurs on?! or are their claws really that brutal :S ouch! well at least it's just a vague memory and not something you can vividly remember!

but the part you quoted from wannazzaki was one of the more disturbing comments! :P

Yes, it had the spurrs on.  Not that it would have mattered, that breed of rooster naturally grows a long fixed talon there anyway, and can be over 2 inches long naturally. The cockfighters just augment it further with bits of sharp metal.

The most I remember was that it was white with a black tail. The experience must have been particularly traumtic, because that is where my recallection fails.

As for the comment quoted.. yes. I know. Lol.  You try telling somebody that your bum was visciously savaged by an angry cock and see the looks people give. ;) 

Still, I would think for an unarmored adversary that war rooster might be a little OP, from personal experience.
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