Sorry, still stuck at "Hunting with his cock" imagining a dwarf with 8ft of piercerd schlong sneaking up on moose and clubbing them to death with his prince albert.
Well.. at least that's better than my IRL experience.
When I was 3, I was visciously attacked by a fighting cock that some morons dumped out at a county lake while my family was camping there for the weekend. I have scars all over my bum and inside my thighs from the experience. (Gnarly purple ones a quarter inch wide. They stretched as I grew.)
As you can imagine, it makes for some interesting conversation when I tell people I was visciously attacked by an angry cock. Lol! I am quite lucky, the scar tissue is very deep, and barely missed my femural artery on my right leg. That was ages ago though. I barely remember the event that produced the scars, so its all good.
Did the thing have spurs on?! or are their claws really that brutal :S ouch! well at least it's just a vague memory and not something you can vividly remember!
but the part you quoted from wannazzaki was one of the more disturbing comments! 
Yes, it had the spurrs on. Not that it would have mattered, that breed of rooster naturally grows a long fixed talon there anyway, and can be over 2 inches long naturally. The cockfighters just augment it further with bits of sharp metal.
The most I remember was that it was white with a black tail. The experience must have been particularly traumtic, because that is where my recallection fails.
As for the comment quoted.. yes. I know. Lol. You try telling somebody that your bum was visciously savaged by an angry cock and see the looks people give.
Still, I would think for an unarmored adversary that war rooster might be a little OP, from personal experience.
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