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Author Topic: Goblin Siege, Irony Ensues  (Read 1248 times)

LoneTophat

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Goblin Siege, Irony Ensues
« on: January 29, 2012, 12:52:50 pm »

So, I'm sitting down to play DF today, and a goblin siege begins on my under-developed fort.
Hilarity and irony ensues. As they close on my beautiful legendary axedwarf (unarmed ofcourse :D) a strange melody begins from Pandora...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PAbwMGZtIsY

...Then he loses two of his limbs to this peaceful melody that usually warms my soul a little. ._.;

I'll never be the same...

I've also had some incredibly fitting songs, like Ride of the Valkyries come on when we rape the smelly keepers with our crossdwarves.
They were actually riding lions too :l

Edit: I also saw this on youtube... Title made me think of the origins of dwarves story.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xrIYT-MrVaI&feature=related
« Last Edit: January 29, 2012, 12:58:36 pm by LoneTophat »
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Duntada Man

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Re: Goblin Siege, Irony Ensues
« Reply #1 on: January 29, 2012, 02:29:19 pm »

Classical music to the slaughter of mythical man-beasts riding FUCKING LIONS.
That sir, is the very definition of metal.
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Re: Goblin Siege, Irony Ensues
« Reply #2 on: January 29, 2012, 02:33:32 pm »

Classical music to the slaughter of mythical man-beasts riding FUCKING LIONS.
That sir, is the very definition of metal.

Nah, throw in a random dragon breathing fire in the backround. Then you got metal.
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Duntada Man

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Re: Goblin Siege, Irony Ensues
« Reply #3 on: January 29, 2012, 02:51:52 pm »

Doesn't every fort have a caged dragon for exactly that reason?
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Re: Goblin Siege, Irony Ensues
« Reply #4 on: January 29, 2012, 05:48:07 pm »

Doesn't every fort have a caged dragon for exactly that reason?

No that one's usually for birthdays :P