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Author Topic: Actual tombstone epitaphs (implemented as notes; i.e., 100 characters or less)  (Read 6653 times)

roughedge

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Here lies Urist
Was taking a nap
Got butchered by a berserker
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Doughnut189

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  • Tomorrow, and tomorrow, and tomorrow.
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Sweet glassmaker, he had an idea.
Yarn, gems, silk, logs, blocks, hides, and more gems
The perfect creation
No.
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Imagine you're driving a car. Push the gas pedal to the floor. Close your eyes. Remain this way for ten minutes while turning the wheel at whim. This is Dwarf Fortress.
I don't mean to alarm you, but it appears that your Dwarves are all in fact elephants.

Reudh

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  • Perge scelus mihi diem perficias.
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Here lies Zaneg Meetingcrypts
The Blockaded Recluse of Justice
Died defending her home
Lived a long life
Rest in piece, tortured hero.

Here lies Shriekmusics
The only non dwarven baron in history
He was a unicorn
Who killed an eldritch horror
and died from his wounds.
Always remember Shriekmusics.

Once were heroes
Now dead because of a sad man
RIP, Engraver of Zalisiden.

Here lies Ral Ralsolon
She was inspired to make a steel boot
fit for kings
She was given it to wear as a reward for her work
Didn't save her from the goblins though.
We remember you, Ral Silverflags.

Unknown young child of Limulunnos
It's not our fault you didn't know we had cloth for you
You were very moody about it.
Why, oh why did you choose to attack our baroness?
You were beaten to death by her in about a second.

Mitchewawa

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Here lies Reg, the legendary armoursmith
Idiot shoulda been a glass-blower
Queen [MANDATED] clear glass doors
not stupid life-saving amour
Beaten to death with an artifact lead spear
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Mitch cancels sleep: Interrupted by Clowns

Loud Whispers

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    • I APPLAUD YOU SIRRAH

Here lies Urist McDistraction

Still distracting in death

~Hero of TradeOils~

imperium3

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Here lies As Likotlular,
First warrior of Tinfound, slayer of the mud titan, giant-killer.
Drop-kicked by a bronze colossus.



Here lies Goden Amudtirist,
Legendary mason, and longstanding mayor.
Some idiot dropped a floor on his head.
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Socks inspire the same sort of emotions in dwarfs that Helen of Troy inspired in the Achaean Greeks. Although it is said that Helen's face launched a thousand ships, socks have surely launched a million ultimately-fatal Store Owned Item tasks.

CrackFile

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Here lies Urist
peperony and chease
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Decency and Logic have been struck down
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