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[DrPoo]

Fly to your hometown - prank Izchak the storekeeper by expending all your charges to fill his pants with weasels.

Ill combine those moves.
You jump all your way to your home town, then you spend all your charges aimed at the storekeepers pants, his pants burst revealing details ill not leave for the squeaky here, the weasels burst in every direction in a true weaselsplosion, WEASELS, WEASELS EVERYWHERE, just as some guy is going to pick you up, you morph into an assistant from space station 13, your hair is blue and the beard green, your grey jumpsuit is stained with blood, and your toolbox is dented and dripping the blood of a security guy.

[The Fool]

>Hunt your clones in your hometown (if I remember that game), and find a consistent story.

((While I don't mind randomness, it doesn't exactly make a game without some kind of direction. I wouldn't mind running in circles if there was a goal the adventurer knew something about.))

[Trapezohedron]

As a humanoid that can currently speak, go consult the historians and whatever tells the local legends of the ring, and find a way to remove its curse.

Do this before morphing into something else that might not be able to speak.

[zomara0292]

open your tool kit and assault a weasle with its contents.

[DrPoo]

open your tool kit and assault a weasle with its contents.

You pour your toolbox at a weasle, the welder, screwdriver, wrench and crowbar strikes the weasel in a cloud of fury!Tearing the muscle and crushing the skull, jamming it into the brain! The brain is torn apart! The weasel dies!

[zomara0292]

take welder and weld wrench to shopkeeper.

[DrPoo]

take welder and weld wrench to shopkeeper.

You weld the wrench to the shopkeeper! He is now very mad and screams in pain, actually he hammers you down with the wrench, you are dead, breaking your polymorph, for a minute you return to your original self, feeling a bit dead inside! (The ring isnt broken, yet, you will polymorph very soon!)

[The Fool]

Gaze lifelessly into the shopkeepers eyes.