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[Rex_Nex]

97. Because I think dwarf fortress is a pretty cool guy. eh kills elves and doesnt afraid of anything.

[kisame12794]

DF:You should be scared.

[bombzero]

DF: it doesn't have graphics. why? because you don't need to know what a C is, you only need to know it doesn't like you and you should probably kill it.

[GreatWyrmGold]

You can't in DF, only with creatures even smaller than rabbits. (Rabbits aren't vermin, see.)

People have killed Colossi with rabbits and kittens.

How? I'm interested to hear. Oddly enough, I find the concept of killing a bronze colossus with a rat more likely than with a cat.

95: normal games pit you through a set story, stock enemies, and a set of levels, in dwarf fortress you are pitted through a randomly generated story, randomly generated enemies, and randomly generated worlds, spice with insanity at needed

How entirely true.

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100. Rats are a more likely device to kill statues with than cats. And that is awesome.
101. The only success is an awesome failure, so you don't need to be perfect.

[Theifofdreams]

102: In your standard dungeon crawler, you form a group of adventurers to delve into the depths of horrible fortresses, kill everything, and grab everything you can carry. In DF, the inverse is true.
103: Also: In your standard dungeon crawler, you're expected to mop the floor with early enemies on your own. In DF, you need body guards before you even think of doing this.

[Loud Whispers]

104: Our combat system will make you cry.
105. If you're crying, can I have your eyeballs?

How? I'm interested to hear. Oddly enough, I find the concept of killing a bronze colossus with a rat more likely than with a cat.

Cats and rabbits kickboxing colossi off cliffs

[Theifofdreams]

Makes sense, given how the dodge mechanic is the bane of everything that fights on a cliff.

[bombzero]

Makes sense, given how the dodge mechanic is the bane of everything that fights on a cliff.

yeah, hows this for a conflict,

im fighting a dragon at the edge of a cliff, if i dont dodge it, it will eviscerate me. if i do dodge it, 50% chance i take a 12 Z-level freefall.

[proxn_punkd]

Of the two big cripples at Gemsquashed right now, one was surprised and severely injured by goblins during an ambush.

The other was spooked off a cliff by a rabbit.

[Lord Dakoth]

I think that we've gotten as much mileage out of this thread as we can, so I'm going to stop it before it becomes a bloated, overfed monstrosity like the Happy thread.