no official story thing. the FPS just dropped after I updated my computer. so i've only managed to get through 2 seasons in the last 5 days. (mspaint adventures and terraria haven't helped much either.) so far Ive received two groups of migrants, most of which are now dead because of the goddamn badgers. I had to wall up a pond next to the fort to keep the dwarves out of danger, but they started to ignore that pond once I had it secure. Ive got over 200 drinks in the stocks, but for some reason these little bastards want water from the river now. Ive got two secure water sources and they insist on the river... dwarves are stupid. now ive got around 10-20 dwarves running around the country side, breaking restricted traffic areas to get at the goddamn river. not only that but most of them are being chased by various skeletal badgers, giant badgers, badger men, the occasional cougar, packs of wolves, or huge hordes of rhesus macaque. at the end of spring I had around 108 dwarves, by the end of summer, I have 82. bitches never learn I guess. work on a trade platform safely above the local unlife has proved futile as well as dangerous. clearly I have no goddamn idea what Im doing because 2 of 5 masons are in bed with some serious injuries. an ettin attacked during the beginning of summer, and promptly had the shit kicked out of it by a crossbowman who had only 2 bolts in his quiver. once those were gone, he bum rushed the thing and started clubbing it. contrary to popular belief, the ettin pulled a "HOLYSHITITSADWARFGETINTHECAR!" and booked it as fast as he could away from the fort. highmax and her crew caught up and broke everything, but not before highmax had given more cuts to the thing in a minute than an emo kid can give himself in an hour. she just kept hacking away at useless bits while the other harried it with light jabs with pointed sticks. they drove that ettin like a cow and eventually highmax jumped on its back and started punching it in the head. what I mean to say is, highmax collided with the ettin, and the ettin got knocked over. the ettin then attempted to crawl away while highmax continued to chastise it, all the while covering the land, her crew, and her self in blood like some kind of high priest of armok. the only injury was a bruise incurred upon the marksdwarf when the ettin tried to punch her in the stomach in self defense.
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Topic: Kegbolts undead badgers hate you. (Read 1876 times)