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Author Topic: What if drinking booze gave dwarves superpowers?  (Read 2533 times)

Loud Whispers

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Re: What if drinking booze gave dwarves superpowers?
« Reply #15 on: December 28, 2011, 06:10:16 pm »

well you could have some booze stored in pots accidently made from pitchblende, then some drunk drinking irradiated booze.:)
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With all the powers of... eh... fermented sugarcane? :-\

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Re: What if drinking booze gave dwarves superpowers?
« Reply #16 on: December 29, 2011, 04:03:39 pm »

I saw the three next to the image of a lobster and wondered where the third lobster was.

should have been the beard. CAVE LOBSTERS: NOW THE OTHER STACK OF THEM IN THE EMBARK SCREEN IS THE WEAPONISED ONE
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Re: What if drinking booze gave dwarves superpowers?
« Reply #17 on: December 29, 2011, 06:54:35 pm »

Someone needs to mod in fist-lobsters as weapons now.
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« Reply #18 on: December 29, 2011, 09:52:55 pm »

Put this in ITEM_WEAPON

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[ITEM_WEAPON:ITEM_LOBSTER_RAGE_FIST]
[NAME:Lobster !!RAGE!! fist:Lobster !!RAGE!! fists]
[SIZE:800]
[SKILL:FISH]
[CAN_STONE]
[MATERIAL_SIZE:3]
[ATTACK:EDGE:1:100000:lunge:lunges:lobster claws:1250]
[ATTACK:EDGE:35000:50000:hack:hacks:lobsters:1250]
[ATTACK:BLUNT:10:200:strike:strikes:lobster fists:1250]

And put this into entity_default

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[DIGGER:ITEM_WEAPON_LOBSTER_RAGE_FIST]
Still thinking of a way to get Dwarves to make it out of rum and lobsters, but I'll think I'll have to settle with it being upgraded to a version that fires lobsters as ammunition later.




*EDIT, I might actually make a mod based around this. I just ran around adventure mode dual wielding steel lobster fists.

AND THEY ARE BADASS.
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Re: What if drinking booze gave dwarves superpowers?
« Reply #19 on: December 31, 2011, 01:25:03 pm »

Theres already an in-game superpower granted by alcohol.

It's called the dwarven work ethic
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Re: What if drinking booze gave dwarves superpowers?
« Reply #20 on: December 31, 2011, 09:52:24 pm »

Theres already an in-game superpower granted by alcohol.

It's called the dwarven work ethic

Do everything in a 2 second burst of drunken rage, and go on a break for the rest of the decade?

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Re: What if drinking booze gave dwarves superpowers?
« Reply #21 on: January 02, 2012, 09:16:35 am »

I thought alcohol already gave dwarves powers.  I've seen a single dwarf haul weights several orders of magnitude heavier than he was.  Meanwhile another one smelted raw ore with nothing more than a block and her bare hands.  And below them both, a third dwarf fell into some magma and drowned rather than burned.
I wish I could drown in magma

The most important thing to remember when swimming in magma is not to swallow!!!
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Re: What if drinking booze gave dwarves superpowers?
« Reply #22 on: January 02, 2012, 11:18:04 am »

I thought alcohol already gave dwarves powers.  I've seen a single dwarf haul weights several orders of magnitude heavier than he was.  Meanwhile another one smelted raw ore with nothing more than a block and her bare hands.  And below them both, a third dwarf fell into some magma and drowned rather than burned.
I wish I could drown in magma

The most important thing to remember when swimming in magma is not to swallow!!!

Swimming in magma is for scrubs and nobles. Walking on magma is where the candy is at :P
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