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Loud Whispers

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Re: Dwarf Bone War Hammer
« Reply #45 on: December 25, 2011, 03:21:44 pm »
Jacob, I thank you for restoring hope in this forum for me
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Re: Dwarf Bone War Hammer
« Reply #46 on: December 25, 2011, 05:14:34 pm »
Huzzah, I'm somebody's last hope for an online forum!
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Re: Dwarf Bone War Hammer
« Reply #47 on: December 25, 2011, 05:47:04 pm »
Quote from: Jacob/Lee on December 25, 2011, 05:14:34 pm
Huzzah, I'm somebody's last hope for an online forum!

Yay! you win crundle soup, with a side of flesh balls sautéed in plump helmet extract! They can be dipped.
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Re: Dwarf Bone War Hammer
« Reply #48 on: December 25, 2011, 05:52:15 pm »
Quote from: Cellmonk on December 25, 2011, 05:47:04 pm
Quote from: Jacob/Lee on December 25, 2011, 05:14:34 pm
Huzzah, I'm somebody's last hope for an online forum!

Yay! you win crundle soup, with a side of flesh balls sautéed in plump helmet extract! They can be dipped.

Excuse me, but my Freudinometer just exploded.
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Son of Slaanesh, full of desire, He does cocaine and his head's on fire! DOOOOOOOOOOOOOM Rider! Doom rider! Na na, na na!

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Re: Dwarf Bone War Hammer
« Reply #49 on: December 25, 2011, 07:21:50 pm »
Quote from: Wannazzaki on December 25, 2011, 05:52:15 pm
Quote from: Cellmonk on December 25, 2011, 05:47:04 pm
Quote from: Jacob/Lee on December 25, 2011, 05:14:34 pm
Huzzah, I'm somebody's last hope for an online forum!

Yay! you win crundle soup, with a side of flesh balls sautéed in plump helmet extract! They can be dipped.

Excuse me, but my Freudinometer just exploded.
I blame your mother.  :P
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Zepave Dawnhogs the Butterfly of Vales the Marsh Titan ... was taken out by a single novice axedwarf and his pet war kitten. Long Live Domas Etasastesh Adilloram, slayer of the snow butterfly!
Doesn't quite have the ring of heroics to it...
Mother: "...and after the evil snow butterfly was defeated, Domas and his kitten lived happily ever after!"
Kids: "Yaaaay!"

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Re: Dwarf Bone War Hammer
« Reply #50 on: December 28, 2011, 07:54:50 am »
Tip; use the hammer for nails in coffins. Or dents in nobles. Either work.
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stack of 10 prepared dragonfly brains - I'm trying to imagine what's more funny: a dwarf popping a tiny dragonfly brain into his mouth for a snack, the butcher who actually prepared this feast, or the brave hunter who ventured out into the wilderness and returned with this bounty.

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Re: Dwarf Bone War Hammer
« Reply #51 on: December 28, 2011, 08:28:44 am »
Quote from: Wannazzaki on December 25, 2011, 05:52:15 pm
Quote from: Cellmonk on December 25, 2011, 05:47:04 pm
Quote from: Jacob/Lee on December 25, 2011, 05:14:34 pm
Huzzah, I'm somebody's last hope for an online forum!

Yay! you win crundle soup, with a side of flesh balls sautéed in plump helmet extract! They can be dipped.

Excuse me, but my Freudinometer just exploded.

What a momentous occasion!  One requiring a celebration, I must say.  Here, have a cigar (don't worry, it's just a cigar).
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Re: Dwarf Bone War Hammer
« Reply #52 on: December 28, 2011, 01:09:18 pm »
put weapon in lava, drain lava, give it to noble to fight with, Profit?
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Re: Dwarf Bone War Hammer
« Reply #53 on: December 28, 2011, 03:44:39 pm »
I tried to hang onto the place and ride out the tantrum spiral, but there was no such luck. My first and only fell mood artifact was lost.

Interestingly, it was the moat that really killed me in the end. I had a dry moat around the fortress walls, and a big drawbridge. In a bout of berserk rage, one my dwarfs smashed the bridge to pieces. Total boss, that one.

This created a situation where the remaining dwarfs were too busy throwing fits to fix the bridge, and the newly arrived migrants had no access to stone to rebuild the bridge, so access to the fortress became impossible.

Oh well, I'm playing a new fort. Here's hoping for a dwarf bone mechanism.
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Re: Dwarf Bone War Hammer
« Reply #54 on: December 28, 2011, 03:47:52 pm »
I would've used scavenged stone from constructions, wood from wherever and farmed stuff outside, and built a proxy fortress outside the main fort until it was time to descend into the berserk dorf filled darkness below...

And building a weapon trap with the bone hammer would've saved it :[
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Re: Dwarf Bone War Hammer
« Reply #55 on: December 28, 2011, 05:47:57 pm »
Quote from: NonconsensualSurgery on December 22, 2011, 10:22:56 am
Blunt damage is tied strongly to density and somewhat to hardness.

Bone is neither dense nor hard and artifact quality will not alter this. It will make it 3x more likely to hit though.

This weapon will be disappointing for hurting the enemy, but wonderful for rapidly and ineffectively hurting friends. You see, you don't really want your captain of the guard to do a lot of damage when he or she punishes random haulers for taking crowns to the trade depot during an export ban. Manually assign it to your captain of the guard if you're having trouble with mandates.

Also great for frightening criminals into behaving.
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Re: Dwarf Bone War Hammer
« Reply #56 on: December 28, 2011, 09:58:56 pm »
Sounds like some dwarf got...


Boned.

YEEEAAAAAHH!
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Re: Dwarf Bone War Hammer
« Reply #57 on: December 28, 2011, 10:14:38 pm »
Quote from: elf-fondling human on December 28, 2011, 09:58:56 pm
Sounds like some dwarf got...


Boned.

YEEEAAAAAHH!
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Loud Whispers

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Re: Dwarf Bone War Hammer
« Reply #58 on: December 28, 2011, 11:06:58 pm »
You forgot these.  8)
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