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Bronimin

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« on: December 21, 2011, 07:24:44 pm »

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Re: Thread of Bad/Funny Pickup Lines
« Reply #1 on: December 21, 2011, 07:40:12 pm »

I think that General Discussion would be more appropriate, but here goes:

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Re: Thread of Bad/Funny Pickup Lines
« Reply #2 on: December 21, 2011, 08:01:02 pm »

Is that an arrow in your knee, or are you just happy to see me.
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Re: Thread of Bad/Funny Pickup Lines
« Reply #3 on: December 21, 2011, 08:19:47 pm »

I'm Capntastic I co-host on the DF podcast an- hey wait come back
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Re: Thread of Bad/Funny Pickup Lines
« Reply #4 on: December 21, 2011, 08:48:00 pm »

Pickup Liner: Are you feeling lonely?

Pickup Line Recipient: Why?

Pickup Liner: Because you're the only one in my heart.

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Re: Thread of Bad/Funny Pickup Lines
« Reply #5 on: December 21, 2011, 08:58:56 pm »

I'm Capntastic I co-host on the DF podcast an- hey wait come back
I have to thank you, this got me laid.
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Re: Thread of Bad/Funny Pickup Lines
« Reply #6 on: December 21, 2011, 10:06:09 pm »

Pick-uper: Hey, how would you like me to load my round in your chamber?

Recipient: In what caliber?

Pick-uper: .50CAL

Lame? Probably.
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Re: Thread of Bad/Funny Pickup Lines
« Reply #7 on: December 27, 2011, 02:33:23 pm »

How about we play army? I lay down, you blow the hell out of me.

Hey, I lost my teddy bear. Will you sleep with me?
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