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[The Fool]

Go into the bushes and circle around. If it's only two guards slit the first one's throat, and shoot the second. Otherwise keep hiding.

[terkiey]

Jump out onto the road, scream and throw the toes at them.

[TCM]

Go into the bushes and circle around. If it's only two guards slit the first one's throat, and shoot the second. Otherwise keep hiding.

   Frodo dives to the nearby bushes. Peaking out of the cover, he spots headlights coming down the dirt road. A jeep with three soldiers inside get out at the checkpoint. One walks over to the guard, turning his body around. He recoils when he sees the man is missing toes. He barks orders in German to the other two, who bring up their guns.

[Tiruin]

Silently swear, coming out of the bushes and shooting might not work here. Sneaking away might though, but it was risky.

On a whim, you do think he said "Search the surroundings, we have a cannibal!".

>Look closely at guards to see if they are really shocked. Yell in unintelligible language as you jump out and shoot the nearest one looking in your direction while throwing the toes on the other two, then spray em.

[TCM]

Silently swear, coming out of the bushes and shooting might not work here. Sneaking away might though, but it was risky.

On a whim, you do think he said "Search the surroundings, we have a cannibal!".

>Look closely at guards to see if they are really shocked. Yell in unintelligible language as you jump out and shoot the nearest one looking in your direction while throwing the toes on the other two, then spray em.

    Frodo can see that the guards are really shocked by this event. He jumps out of the bushes, spraying the first guard. The bullets hit his center body before he can react, and he falls to the floor. He reaches into his bag of toes, but the second guard starts firing at him, causing him to drop the severed toes.

[Tiruin]

Diminutive size. Utter a warcry as you fall into a roll behind the body of the dead guard, using it as a meatshield. Fire on automatic and spray the area where the other two guards are.

Also, throw walking stick at them.

We should've gone with The Fool's plan...

[TCM]

Diminutive size. Utter a warcry as you fall into a roll behind the body of the dead guard, using it as a meatshield. Fire on automatic and spray the area where the other two guards are.

Also, throw walking stick at them.

We should've gone with The Fool's plan...

    Frodo dives behind the guards body uttering a warcry and continuing to spray. His accuracy is basically non-exsistant, his only firearm experience having been shooting rifles infrequently over his life. His size and his meatshield protect him though. One of the guard's runs closer to Frodo, but Frodo throws his stick at him, tripping up his legs and causing him to stumble.

[terkiey]

Eat protein, get toes.

[RedWarrior0]

Grab one of the severed toes and tap into your latent toe magic or toe ninja abilities.

Toe Magus Powers Go!
LEVEL 1 TOE SPELL: GIANT'S CRUSHING TOE I
or
Toe Ninja Powers Go!
TOE NO JUTSU: TOE SMOKESCREEN