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[RedWarrior0]

We have lost one of the best ba...

erm...

we have lost a basketball player on Earth.

See, when Osama Bin Laden died, I could honestly say that we had lost one of the world's best volleyball players. Not with this guy.

Kim Jung Il supposedly bowled a 300 on his first attempt.

What? How dare you defame the Immortal Leader so?! He bowled a 301!

He doesn't always drink booze, but when he does, he drinks 210 proof.

[Putnam]

Oh yes, we lost one of the best golfers on Earth!

Kim Jong-Il, on his first round of golf when he was 8, made over 6 hole-in-ones and had less than 30 strokes!

[Wayward Device]

We have lost one of the best ba...

erm...

we have lost a basketball player on Earth.

See, when Osama Bin Laden died, I could honestly say that we had lost one of the world's best volleyball players. Not with this guy.

Kim Jung Il supposedly bowled a 300 on his first attempt.

What? How dare you defame the Immortal Leader so?! He bowled a 301!

He doesn't always drink booze, but when he does, he drinks 210 proof.

Only when he was in the mood to chill. When on a bender Kim Jong Il used to whack out the ethanol and uncut-meth-and-tinfoil cigars. One time, a bouncer got all in his face and he threw the dude over four hundred feet in the air, because he was in a charitable mood. 

[Loud Whispers]

And the bouncer vaporised from the sheer god like power.

[Putnam]

And the bouncer vaporised from the sheer god like power.

And then reassembled because, as said earlier, Jong-Il was in a charitable mood.

only for the same to happen 3 more times.

[Loud Whispers]

It was the bouncers fault though, got a speck of blood on Kim's pavement.

[Max White]

Oh yes, we lost one of the best golfers on Earth!

Kim Jong-Il, on his first round of golf when he was 8, made over 6 hole-in-ones and had less than 30 strokes!

Is that real bullshit they were feeding, or just hyperbole?

[Putnam]

Oh yes, we lost one of the best golfers on Earth!

Kim Jong-Il, on his first round of golf when he was 8, made over 6 hole-in-ones and had less than 30 strokes!

Is that real bullshit they were feeding, or just hyperbole?

I don't quite remember! I think it may have been real propaganda, however.

[Loud Whispers]

Oh yes, we lost one of the best golfers on Earth!

Kim Jong-Il, on his first round of golf when he was 8, made over 6 hole-in-ones and had less than 30 strokes!

Is that real bullshit they were feeding, or just hyperbole?

I don't quite remember! I think it may have been real propaganda, however.

Nonsense! This is all true. He wasn't even playing golf, he was drinking tea when the golf balls magically catapulted into the holes.

[Pnx]

Oh yes, we lost one of the best golfers on Earth!

Kim Jong-Il, on his first round of golf when he was 8, made over 6 hole-in-ones and had less than 30 strokes!

Is that real bullshit they were feeding, or just hyperbole?

I don't quite remember! I think it may have been real propaganda, however.

Nonsense! This is all true. He wasn't even playing golf, he was drinking tea when the golf balls magically catapulted into the holes.

And then there was a double rainicorn, all the way across the sky.