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Author Topic: Anything can happen: Bombs came down in '81  (Read 11578 times)

Doomblade187

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Re: Anything can happen: Bombs came down in '81
« Reply #90 on: April 17, 2012, 07:19:50 pm »

A giant battlemech then steps out of the same portal, closely followed by a legion of very large people in dark blue power armor and carrying giant guns. Accompanying them is a tall man with a chainsword and an odd-looking pistol.
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Re: Anything can happen: Bombs came down in '81
« Reply #91 on: April 17, 2012, 07:25:06 pm »

"GODDAMN IT, SPACE MARINES!" Peter opens up a portal into the void, damning all in the general area to eternal torment. Then, he took his seat as the Lord of Chaos.
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Re: Anything can happen: Bombs came down in '81
« Reply #92 on: April 18, 2012, 06:10:31 am »

"I really hate this crap..." Jack says, then making a call. A portal opens up, and out comes the Pillar of Autumn, and a huge spartan army, all outfitted with Spartan Lasers, Miniguns, and the latest Recon armor. Master Chief of course standing in front of the army. "Say hello to my very big friends, Space Marines!" Jack said, ordering them to blast the scattered Space Marines.
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Re: Anything can happen: Bombs came down in '81
« Reply #93 on: April 18, 2012, 06:40:40 am »

"Ok, Ok, Ok. Stop this right now."

Dick dissapears into a portal, and comes back with a very angry army of Protoss, led by Tassadar in his carrier. The collosi open fire on the Spartans, melting many in their thermal lances.

"Oi! Space marines, whatever? Lets kill these bastards and the lord of chaos together, eh? The void is ours, as our rightful claim by the honors of the Dark Templar Caste! We shall not allow this planet to fall the the squeamish forces of Chaos and those retarded Earthly Spartans!
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Re: Anything can happen: Bombs came down in '81
« Reply #94 on: April 18, 2012, 07:16:03 am »

"HEY! Don't talk like that about my friends D:!" Jack goes into a rage, calling upon the great Zerg Rush, killing the great protoss army, while the remnants of the spartan army open fire on ze lord of ze chaos
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Re: Anything can happen: Bombs came down in '81
« Reply #95 on: April 18, 2012, 08:27:51 pm »

"Ha! Do you honestly believe such meager arms can injure me, or my minions." The entire might of the Chaos Space marines, and their lords fall upon his enemies, from all sides. Bolter fire decimates their ranks, and Nurgles plagues lay low more.
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Re: Anything can happen: Bombs came down in '81
« Reply #96 on: April 18, 2012, 08:31:58 pm »

But then a miracle happens- the emperor rises from the golden throne, picks up a sword, and teleports into the battle before destroying half the chaos army with one psychic blast and charging into battle. (after a few millenia on a throne doing nothing but that kind of stuff, he'd be pretty good)
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Re: Anything can happen: Bombs came down in '81
« Reply #97 on: April 19, 2012, 04:26:34 am »

"Pfft."

EN TARO TASSADAR!

The sky goes completely dark, then a massive ray of light appears at the center of the battle and begins to expand, causing the Zerg and the Chaos Space Marines to be lifted and be torn to shreds in the Void.

"Well, Mr. Emperor sir, how about we fuck these Chaos bastards up?"
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Re: Anything can happen: Bombs came down in '81
« Reply #98 on: April 19, 2012, 06:28:17 am »

"I say we end this conflict with a boom!" Jack takes forth a huge Fatman, modified to shoot clusternukes. "This should do it!" Jack fires the modified Fatman into the masses of spacemarines, chaos marines, and protoss, obliberating absolutely everything. Then he takes forth a huge ICBM, fires it up, and goes to hide in the shelter.
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Re: Anything can happen: Bombs came down in '81
« Reply #99 on: April 19, 2012, 07:06:16 am »

You can't fucking kill the Emperor. He's a god!

The smoke dissapears...and all the Protoss are gone. There is no trace of them. In the bright shining light that had consumed the enemy, the protoss had taken cover in. Even now, they were warping back to their base on Aiur, and quickly replenishing their losses. In the dark nuclear winter that has taken over earth, the Dark Templar Zeratul easily slips into the shadows of the shelter, following Jack.
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Re: Anything can happen: Bombs came down in '81
« Reply #100 on: April 19, 2012, 07:48:57 am »

"I be followed!" Jack said, locking himself in the gunroom. "Ooh, what have we got here!" Jack takes a gatling laser and a lot of batteries.
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Re: Anything can happen: Bombs came down in '81
« Reply #101 on: April 19, 2012, 10:21:40 am »

((You have no idea you're being followed. Read these two to understand what you're dealing with lol))
http://starcraft.wikia.com/wiki/Zeratul
http://starcraft.wikia.com/wiki/Dark_Templar
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Re: Anything can happen: Bombs came down in '81
« Reply #102 on: April 19, 2012, 10:32:06 am »

I has... SIXTH SENSE, and i know starcraft. Dark templar air shimmering...
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