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[Toriad]

That video come from the Onion dude.

Which makes it extremely reliable.

I think admitting you were took is actually more honorable than admitting you tried to trick others and failed completely and then getting all defensive and trying to play it off.   Don't drag it out.  The truth will set you free and bring you closer to a healing inner balance.

Alright, i'm sorry, I was completely and utterly tricked, I thought stab wounds were, in fact, a healthy thing.

[Loud Whispers]

That video come from the Onion dude.

Which makes it extremely reliable.

I think admitting you were took is actually more honorable than admitting you tried to trick others and failed completely and then getting all defensive and trying to play it off.   Don't drag it out.  The truth will set you free and bring you closer to a healing inner balance.

Alright, i'm sorry, I was completely and utterly tricked, I thought stab wounds were, in fact, a healthy thing.

They are though. I stab myself with a rusty spoon every morning! Fit as a fiddle, as they say on the moon.

[Flying Dice]

Obviously they are. The sharp negative increase in life expectancy occurs after the stabbings, not during them. However, further testing must be conducted with other species, in order to determine the differences between the effects of stabbing on monkeys and the effects of stabbing on dolphins, etc.