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[Urist Imiknorris]

From last year:

Spoiler: Twelve Days of Dorfmas (click to show/hide)

On the First Day of Dwarfmas, Dwarf Fortress gave to me
A site with a river and trees.

On the Second Day of Dwarfmas, my fortress gave to me
Two magma pools
And a great and vast magma sea.

On the Third Day of Dwarfmas, my fortress gave to me
Three masons
Two carpenters
And a weaponsmith whose name escapes me.

On the Fourth Day of Dwarfmas, my fortress gave to me
Four steel axes
Three mail shirts
Two pairs of greaves
And the makings of a military.

On the Fifth Day of Dwarfmas, my embark gave to me
ADAMANTINE
Four shining gems
Three gold veins
Two silver ores
And a diamond clear as can be.

On the Sixth Day of Dwarfmas, my fortress gave to me
Six soldiers armed with
ADAMANTINE
Four ambushes
Three snatchers
Two titans
And a breeding pair of megabeasts.

On the Seventh Day of Dwarfmas, the elves all brought to me
Seven giant eagles
Six giant tigers
FIVE GRIZZLY BEARS
Four unicorns
Three lions
Two tigermen
And a bunch of useless crap I don't need.

On the Eighth Day of Dwarfmas, migration gave to me
Eight useless haulers
Seven various farmers
Six future masons
FIVE ARMORERS
Four mechanics
Three miners
Two glassmakers
And a dwarf who was named after me.

On the Ninth Day of Dwarfmas, my fortress gave to me
Nine children chatting
Eight masons building
Seven miners digging
Six smiths a-smithing
MORE ADAMANTINE
Four forgeworkers
Three haulers
Two woodcutters
And a five-squad goblin siege.

On the Tenth Day of Dwarfmas, my idiots gave to me
Ten mason's workshops
Nine magma smelters
Eight glass furnaces
Seven craftsdwarfs' workshops
Six magma forges
FIVE ARTIFACTS
Four Forgotten Beasts
Three dragons
Two plains titans
And some soldiers in adamantine.

On the Eleventh Day of Dwarfmas, my site did give to me
Eleven gold deposits
Ten yellow diamonds
Nine hematite veins
Eight hundred opals
Seven thousand flux stones
Sixty strands of precious
ADAMANTINE
Four idiots
Three morons
Two nincompoops
And the sound of otherworldly screams.

On the Last Day of Dwarfmas, I load my game to see:
Twelve throwing tantrums
Eleven miserable
Ten guardsmen beating
Nine dwarves berserking
Eight suicidal
Seven stark raving mad
Six dead because of
HIDDEN FUN STUFF
Four demons for
Each dwarf left
In the fortress
And a cat swimming in the magma sea.

I could probably improve it, but meh. Too tired.

[RabidAnubis]

I lol'd so hard at that.

[GreatWyrmGold]

...Urist, I was about to do that! 

EDIT: Actually, my idea was a lot different.

[GreatWyrmGold]

Goblin Claus is coming to town! Added it to the OP. Considered and rejected Urist Got Run Over by a Reindeer.

[NobodyPro]

Do You Siege What I Siege is just... brilliant.

[GreatWyrmGold]

Thanks!

...I wonder if I could figure some song out about the Corrosion or Genesis mods?

[Loud Whispers]

I didn't even realise the OP was brimming with post edit awesomeness