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Tlc2011

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Re: I have a crush on a girl i met
« Reply #15 on: December 19, 2011, 11:58:03 pm »

Nope i just went and said "Hey i have a crush on you -[namecensored]" through writing it on a note and sticking it on the front door

Also, necro was banned due to me accidentally derailing the thread. Thus, i should be banned, not necro. [I started the conversation]

Well, not either of us. I'm sorry for accidentally derailing the happy thread, but i swear to god someday i will stuff toady's head into a toilet because of him banning necro.

Of course, that'll probably be in fifteen years.

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Re: I have a crush on a girl i met
« Reply #16 on: December 20, 2011, 12:00:40 am »

This seems like a pretty out of place thread for talking about his ban; why not do it in the offending thread? Also, making weird grade school threats toward Toady probably won't help.
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Re: I have a crush on a girl i met
« Reply #17 on: December 20, 2011, 12:07:24 am »

Wait. Is it even within the bounds of the forum ToS to be under age 13? Isn't there some COPPA thing about that, and you have to tick a box saying you're over 13? I forget. Let me check.

Just going to echo this, I'm fairly sure it's actually against the law to collect information from minors without parental consent. I read something just the other day about email accounts being shut down because they belonged to under-13 year olds.

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Also, stuff his head in a toilet? Seriously?
« Last Edit: December 20, 2011, 12:10:30 am by LordNagash »
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« Reply #18 on: December 20, 2011, 12:13:35 am »

Yeah, isn't there a part of COPPA that basically says you need to inform underage people that they need parental consent, or implement an age restriction or something? I don't know all the details.
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Re: I have a crush on a girl i met
« Reply #19 on: December 20, 2011, 12:24:31 am »

Ehh, anyway, back to the thread topic -

Jessica is now my girlfriend and is sitting in the living room, waiting for me to bring over a sandwich my mom made.

Also i learned she's 13.

Ok...

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Re: I have a crush on a girl i met
« Reply #20 on: December 20, 2011, 01:08:13 am »

So, problem resolved? Or are you worried at her being a year older?

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Re: I have a crush on a girl i met
« Reply #21 on: December 20, 2011, 01:43:48 am »

Awwwwwwhhhhh

I don't think I have anything else to contribute. Oh preteens, so adorable.
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Re: I have a crush on a girl i met
« Reply #22 on: December 20, 2011, 01:50:17 am »

So, problem resolved? Or are you worried at her being a year older?

To be fair, she could be anywhere between zero to two years older, depending on when their birthdays are!
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Re: I have a crush on a girl i met
« Reply #23 on: December 20, 2011, 03:02:25 am »

Ehh, anyway, back to the thread topic -

Jessica is now my girlfriend and is sitting in the living room, waiting for me to bring over a sandwich my mom made.

Also i learned she's 13.

Ok...

Well, you work fast >___________>
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Re: I have a crush on a girl i met
« Reply #24 on: December 20, 2011, 03:13:37 am »

Ehh, anyway, back to the thread topic -

Jessica is now my girlfriend and is sitting in the living room, waiting for me to bring over a sandwich my mom made.

Also i learned she's 13.

Ok...

Well, you work fast >___________>

I was going to say something about girlfriends at that age being 'someone whose hand I once held' but then I remembered how young a lot of people lose their virginity now : /
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Re: I have a crush on a girl i met
« Reply #25 on: December 20, 2011, 06:42:03 am »

Establish authority by having sloppy makeouts with her snout.
Pee on her couch to mark your territory.
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