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Author Topic: You are in a crypt. GAME OVER!  (Read 7684 times)

freeformschooler

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Re: You are in a crypt.
« Reply #135 on: December 10, 2011, 09:46:42 am »
You summon a SWAMP LAWSUIT. However, the lawyers of the world are currently busy writing divorce paperwork for the Universe and the Devil, so no one comes to your aid! You clench your fist and make an angry grunting sound. SILENT PROTAGONISTS are allowed to make angry grunting sounds.

QUEEN GOHMA shoots an EGG BOMB at you. It explodes, dealing 10 damage and showering you with fried spider egg! Disgusting!


Name: Darvi Pooplord
Gender: Male
Level: 1 [0/20]
Health: 11/25
STR: 10 (+0)
DEX: 10 (+0)
INT: 12 (+1)
AC: 10
Abilities: None
Traits: Neutral Good
Inventory: Finely Crafted Map
Weapons: Tome of Swamp Magic
Armor: Ochre Coat
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The Fool

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Re: You are in a crypt.
« Reply #136 on: December 10, 2011, 09:58:54 am »
>Summon KING GOHMA to fight QUEEN GOHMA.

I mean if it's from a swamp we'll get a +1. :P
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Re: You are in a crypt.
« Reply #137 on: December 10, 2011, 10:02:14 am »
You summon KING GOHMA! Unfortunately, you roll a 19, which is only enough to summon REBELLIOUS PRINCE GOHMA. REBELLIOUS PRINCE GOHMA begins arguing with QUEEN GOHMA, who takes out her frustrating by stepping on you, causing you to take 13 damage and die. You have died!


GAME OVER

I'll admit, that was a very fun adventure. I'm planning to do a (different, yet similar) continuation of it very soon. But it won't be a suggestion game. I hope you all enjoyed it.


Name: Darvi Pooplord
Gender: Male
Level: 1 [0/20]
Health: 11/25
STR: 10 (+0)
DEX: 10 (+0)
INT: 12 (+1)
AC: 10
Abilities: None
Traits: Neutral Good
Inventory: Finely Crafted Map
Weapons: Tome of Swamp Magic
Armor: Ochre Coat
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cerapa

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Re: You are in a crypt. GAME OVER!
« Reply #138 on: December 10, 2011, 10:08:52 am »
Darvi Pooplord didnt even reach level 2.

Such a name, wasted. *takes off hat and mourns in silence*
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Re: You are in a crypt. GAME OVER!
« Reply #139 on: December 10, 2011, 10:08:54 am »
First post in the game and I kill the protagonist. 8) Considering he was trapped in a room with a mini-boss I don't feel that bad about it.

How could we have saved Darvi? Was he boatmurdered when he warped in?
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freeformschooler

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Re: You are in a crypt. GAME OVER!
« Reply #140 on: December 10, 2011, 10:10:22 am »
Quote from: The Fool on December 10, 2011, 10:08:54 am
How could we have saved Darvi? Was he boatmurdered when he warped in?

Nah, it would have just been a combination of ass-saving actions plus good rolls. I didn't really expect anyone to, like, think to conjure a SWAMP SWORD or something.
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Re: You are in a crypt. GAME OVER!
« Reply #141 on: December 11, 2011, 04:48:33 pm »
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo..................
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Re: You are in a crypt. GAME OVER!
« Reply #142 on: December 11, 2011, 05:06:06 pm »
I like how no one had the idea to AIM AT THE EYES OF GOHMA.  ::)

You guys failed.
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Re: You are in a crypt. GAME OVER!
« Reply #143 on: December 11, 2011, 05:41:04 pm »
I would've done so, but was alseep at the time :V

Oh the irony.
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Re: You are in a crypt. GAME OVER!
« Reply #144 on: December 11, 2011, 07:50:45 pm »
Quote from: Dwarmin on December 11, 2011, 05:06:06 pm
I like how no one had the idea to AIM AT THE EYES OF GOHMA.  ::)

You guys failed.

*Facepalm* Oh, wow. Now I do feel bad. We could have won.
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Re: You are in a crypt. GAME OVER!
« Reply #145 on: December 11, 2011, 09:30:57 pm »
Somebody pull a plot-breaking prayer to freeformschooler, to resurrect our intrepid heroes!
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Re: You are in a crypt. GAME OVER!
« Reply #146 on: December 11, 2011, 09:34:59 pm »
You have been commanded to resurrect your old adventure. Unfortunately, you have a FOUR IRONS IN THE FIRE limit, and Pokemon Mafia has taken up your fourth spot. The adventure weeps in its Internet grave.


Name: freeformschooler
HP: -/-
Items: Fire irons (x4)
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Re: You are in a crypt. GAME OVER!
« Reply #147 on: December 11, 2011, 09:52:05 pm »
"Maybe you can put the COLD IRON in the fire later? Darvi Pooplord shall rise again!"

>Fool hands you a COLD IRON. Might be tempting to throw it in a fire if it weren't so full.
« Last Edit: December 11, 2011, 09:53:49 pm by The Fool »
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Re: You are in a crypt. GAME OVER!
« Reply #148 on: December 12, 2011, 12:22:27 am »
> Freeformschooler: Acquire Blessed Greased +1 Fire Iron Capacity Enhancer from Physics in another forum game.
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Re: You are in a crypt. GAME OVER!
« Reply #149 on: December 12, 2011, 10:01:14 am »
>FFS: Finish your turn in Sprayedmoirails so that you can replace one of the irons.
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